I am sick to death of the Party Crashers
Sick of worthless fake-celebrities trying to rack in the easy money, like the couple who crashed President Obama's state dinner ... and have been covered by the news 24/7 ever since. No, I won't even say their names, because I'll bet they Google themselves constantly to see how famous they are, and what people are saying.
Nobody is surprised that these
hucksters are hustling their exclusive story to the highest bidder. Well, even if these two frauds get some initial cash, they've still got several court actions and some shady business dealings to answer for.I hope enough people are disgusted with these greedy attention-starved creeps to let whatever cheesy program that will pay them for an interview know that we'll boycott them in protest.
Will Fox News be the first? After all, the security breach makes the White House look bad...
Who am I kidding? It feels good to take a stand, but asking fake-celebrity gawkers to stop gawking is sort of like asking pedophiles to stop molesting.
Now, I must say that I don't really begrudge *everyone* who wins the celebrity lottery -- like I was thrilled when the heroic airline pilot
Captain Sully suddenly catapulted from nowhere to the national spotlight.But these vapid fake-celebrities belong with Balloon Boy, Jon and Kate and Paris Hilton, etc....celebrity for celebrity's sake.
How I wish all the media talking heads would drive a stake in this so-called story. Sure it's news-worthy -- but just cover the security breach angle, and the White House's response to it. Because the real story is the danger of this sort of thing, which is very much the public's business. At least a fire will be lit under the asses of the Secret Service to shape them up.
Another good thing about the Party Crashers hoopla is the truth that's coming out about them. How they inherited a family business and ran it into the ground ... how they owe money all over town ... how she lied about being a Victoria's Secret model and a pro-football cheerleader.
Ah well, at least Tiger Woods'
vehicular incident has knocked these party leeches down a notch in the headlines ...
