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Mostly politics, a few current events, a squirt of seltzer down yer pants .. a little blog for my rambles and rants.

2009/3/31

Ratings war over at Fox News

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@ 08:18 AM (7 months, 26 days ago)

 

Yep, Glenn Beck is breathing down Bill O'Reilly's neck. Righties love Glenn...how can they not love a crying Mormon reformed-alcoholic?

So Bill-O was on The View yesterday flirting with the ladies and trying to drum up a few more viewers, trashing left-wing bloggers...and being asked questions like - "Who are your current enemies?" He said he wanted a new enemy every day.

Anything for ratings, because with Glenn Beck's radio show now second to Rush according to fans in Wingnuttia, it’s a ratings war over at Fox.

And if you ask me, he's going after Rush's crown...

The New York Times even had a front-page article about the success of Glenn Beck’s Fox show, called "Fox News's Mad, Apocalyptic, Tearful Rising Star." Beck has had a huge jump in popularity since he was shown the door by CNN's Headline News and moved to his rightful home at Fox, and I guess he does merit some NYTimes ink...especially concerning his so-real-it-may-even-be-ilegal calls for an anti-Obama insurrection.

They say that Beck has become "one of the most powerful media voices for the nation’s conservative populist anger."

"Glenn Beck’s show has become wildly popular with a mix of moral lessons and outrage.

...Mr. Beck says he believes every word he says on his TV show, and the radio show that he still hosts from 9 a.m. to noon each weekday. […]

At the same time, though, he says he is an entertainer. "I’m a rodeo clown," he said in an interview, adding with a coy smile, "It takes great skill." […]

He added later: "I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/business/media/30beck.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

Hmm...a novel approach, the complete opposite of egotists Bill-O and Rush.

And you heard him, right-wingers...the man himself called you idiots. But will you take his ratings down a notch because of it...nope. You'll still tune in to him and Fox simply because they represent your point of view.

It's just like conservative women with Rush...he constantly insults women, yet they still listen. They obviously think he has something there...

Glenn Beck may characterize himself as a rodeo clown, but it isn’t funny when, day after day, the blubbering fool incites armed revolt. He is using "don’t listen to me" as a future defense when some nutjob decides to kill someone because of Beck’s ranting...saying he doesn’t want to be taken seriously, just in case someone with a screw loose does something tragic.

President Obama has more threats on his life than any president in history.

Here are some Beck topics:

Abu Ghraib was just someone forced to wear women's negligee.

John Bolton helps Glenn Beck whip up 'one world government' paranoia.

Militias can be very ordinary-seeming. That's their purpose.

Beck and NRA's LaPierre warn of insidious Obama plot to grab our guns.

FEMA concentration camps? The militia good times are rollin' again.

You get the picture...

It's this kind of talk that spurred Timothy McVeigh to blow up the Okla. City building.

Instead of helping his listeners perhaps to cope better with being the minority party, giving them ideas on how to repair and rebuild their party, Beck (and others) tell them to hold onto the very fears and prejudices that are familiar...that have isolated them from the rest of the country. Beck is what they are...empty of ideas and afraid of common sense.

Come to think of it, he reminds me a little of Lonesome Rhodes...remember the movie "A Face in the Crowd" with Andy Griffith?

When I listen to Glenn I sort of imagine him to be broadcasting from a shack in Utah, taking pulls from a bottle of Wild Turkey, wearing a tinfoil hat and gripping a shotgun...telling people to stockpile guns, ammo, beans and rice...

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2009/3/30

A challenge to "lowdown, yellow-bellied, lily-livered" Liberals

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@ 10:25 AM (7 months, 27 days ago)

 

When did Yosemite Sam start writing for the LA Times?

LA Times columnist Andrew Klavan is challenging Liberals to *really* listen to Rush Limbaugh.

Been there...done that...don't particularly feel the need to do it again. I have a happy life full of caring people, art and activities that I love, and I'd consider it a crying shame to waste one more minute of it on the venomous blather of Rush.

And yes I'm aware that Klavan is just another troll on the Internet, and I've lent him and his views a sort of credibility just by responding.

But I just can't help myself...easy pickin's are too much fun.

From latimes.com: "If you are reading this newspaper, the likelihood is that you agree with the Obama administration's recent attacks on conservative radio talker Rush Limbaugh. That's the likelihood; here's the certainty: You've never listened to Rush Limbaugh.

.....By lifting some typically Rushian piece of outrageous hilarity completely out of context, the distortion gang knows full well it can get you to widen your eyes and open your mouth in the universal sign of Liberal Outrage. Your scrawny chest swelling with a warm sense of completely unearned righteousness, you will turn to your second spouse and say, "I'm not a liberal, I'm a moderate, and I'm tolerant of a wide range of differing views -- but this goes too far!""[..]

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-klavan29-2009mar29,0,5456892.story

"Outrageous hilarity"? Give me a break. Limbaugh never was and never will be the least bit funny. He has no skill or reputation as either a stand-up comic or a published humorist. Nobody ever has or ever would hire him for those jobs. He is nothing but a corporate shill...and only asked to appear at GOP functions.

But Klavan is "certain" that I have not listened to Limbaugh, and he wants to know why not:

"Let me guess at your answer. You don't need to listen to him. You've heard enough to know he's a) racist, b) hateful, c) stupid, d) merely an outrageous entertainer not to be taken seriously or e) all of the above.

Now let me tell you the real answer: You're a lowdown, yellow-bellied, lily-livered intellectual coward. You're terrified of finding out he makes more sense than you do.[..]"

Actually, I have listened to him, on numerous occasions, for a minute or two each time - that's about all the bullshit, nastiness and ego my tolerance can handle in a sitting.

My favorite part is the teaser at the end Klavan's column - "Next week: Liberals who took the challenge."

Can we just establish right now that if there are any email like - "I never thought I'd have my mind opened like this, but..." - we can assume that Klavan is trying to validate himself with a bunch of fake e-mails?

The most ironic thing about this, by the way, is that a major Liberal took the "Limbaugh Challenge" ten years ago. He wrote a whole book about it.

And now he's the newest Senator from the state of Minnesota.

The 'second spouse' crack is a shot at divorced Liberals...because Conservatives don't get divorces, you see...at least, not decent, God-fearing Conservatives. It's the left-leaning hippie longhair Liberals with all their casual sex and contempt for family values who rush into bad marriages and then bail as soon as the sex gets boring.

I guess he forgot that Chairman Rush has a couple of divorces under his considerable belt.

"I have never heard the man utter a single racist, hateful or stupid word."

Gah, "take that bone out of your nose" and get back to me after you've read this list:

http://newsone.blackplanet.com/elections/top-10-racist-limbaugh-quotes/

If Klavan can explain to me why it is not racist to play the 'Magic Negro' song during an election with the first major back candidate, I will start listening to Rush.

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ShamWow guy bitten by hooker

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@ 06:55 AM (7 months, 27 days ago)

 

They didn't say if he needed a ShamWow to clean up the mess.

Ooo, I'm just now learning about this...you know that ShamWow dude who sells those towels on TV like his life depends on it? He drives me crazy! Well, he got involved in an altercation with a $1,000 prostitute he had hired...long story short, looks like he might be soaking up some lawyer fees. The mug shot is a hoot.

And he must be selling a lot of towels to be able to afford a $750 hotel room in Miami and $1,000 worth of hooker fun. Read about it here:

"TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl"

From smokinggun.com: "MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." [..]"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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2009/3/29

Secret Service robot camera pictures

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@ 11:54 AM (7 months, 28 days ago)

In case you missed it.

What a surveillance tool this is. Play with it for awhile. You will be amazed. With these Super Hi-Def robot cameras the Secret Service has a photo record of everyone who attended 2009 Inauguration.

This is absolutely the BEST in 'high definition'..... really amazing. Double-click an area and watch it focus. Then zoom in some more... and wait for focus. It has 1,474 megapixel...295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera.

It was a Canon that pulled together over 200 individual shots. Each zoom in takes a second to focus...and then you can see some amazing detail.

http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?auth=033ef14483ee899496648c2b4b06233c

 

Late-night jokes round-up

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@ 06:51 AM (7 months, 28 days ago)

"Hey, you hear about this? Very strange incident at JFK Airport in New York City today. An AIG executive going through security had to empty out all his pockets. You know what fell out? Senator Chris Dodd." --Jay Leno

"Mexico's government just offered a $2 million bounty on its top drug lords, which is different from what we do here in America. We give our biggest criminals bonuses." --Jimmy Fallon

"On '60 Minutes' reporter Steve Croft asked President Obama how he could laugh with all the financial trouble going on. And the President said it's necessary to have a measure of 'gallows humor to get you through the day.' You know why Obama likes gallows humor? It works much better for him than bowling humor." --Jay Leno

"Obama repeated his support for Treasury Secretary Geithner, who unveiled his plan yesterday for the government to buy up the so-called toxic assets from troubled banks and sell them to China, which will then make them into children's toys, and should solve the problem entirely." --Jimmy Kimmel

"The market rallied after the Treasury said it was going to help banks sell off their toxic assets. That's the big problem, banks can't sell toxic assets. Well, duh. I mean, I'm no economist, but maybe you should stop calling them toxic assets. Huh? Isn't that like KFC advertising salmonella chicken?" --Jay Leno

"A construction worker from Queens, New York, used Bernard Madoff's prison number to play the lottery and won. The guy won $1,500. Bernard Madoff, of course, is in prison for luring money from rich people in a giant scam that promised to make them richer. But don't confuse him with the state lottery, which lures money away from poor people in a giant scam that promises to make them richer." --Jay Leno

"George W. Bush, who was our president before Barack Obama, recently signed a deal to write a book for $7 million. And it makes sense because when you think George W. Bush, you think book. Don't you, really?" --David Letterman

"Now here's evidence of actual progress in Iraq. Iraq, as of today, is officially open to tourism. Cut me a slice of that." --David Letterman

"If you want to take a trip, a vacation, to some place where they've got sniper fire, dangerous streets, a lot of goat-based food, and random violence, just come to New York City." --David Letterman

"The economy is so bad, I watched 'Iron Chef' the other night. You know what the secret ingredient was? Government cheese." --Jay Leno

"The economy is so bad, on 'Sesame Street,' they won't even talk about letters 'A,' 'I,' or 'G' anymore." --Jay Leno

"I have a plan to end the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Here's what we do. We bring all our soldiers home. We send in our investment bankers. They'll screw up the place in six months. Six months!" --Jay Leno

"President Obama held an online town hall meeting, the first time a president has ever done that. This would allow anyone online to participate, unless, of course, you have AOL. Then you're screwed." --Jay Leno

"Anyway, he took questions from Internet users. It was interesting. Only three people wanted to know about the economy, only two people asked about Iraq, but 17,000 asked about his 'BFF.'" --Jay Leno

"There was one embarrassing moment. Someone online said to the President, 'I'd like to meet with you sometime and tell you some of my ideas.' It was Joe Biden." --Jay Leno

"How many watched the President's news conference? He got a little testy there, you know. When he was asked why he waited two days to speak out against the AIG bonuses, President Obama said he likes to know what he's talking about before he speaks. So, yet another reversal of the Bush policies." --Jay Leno

"President Obama also announced a major faith-based program. His budget." --Jay Leno

"Voters in Iowa are already receiving phone calls about whether or not they approve of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. They're instructed to press one for 'yes' and two for 'you betcha!'" --Jimmy Fallon

UPS does not support stalkers

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@ 06:40 AM (7 months, 28 days ago)

 

Good onya UPS! Stalking and harassing people you disagree with is against the law. Now, Amanda, it's time to file suit for defamation...make him defend his right to LIE in court.

Reasons to love United Parcel Service.......

The first reason is that they awarded $70,000 in environmental grants to Keep America Beautiful (KAB) affiliates that design volunteer projects tot prevent litter, reduce waste and beautify public spaces...

http://www.pressroom.ups.com/pressreleases/archives/archive/0,1363,5072,00.html

Next reason is that UPS is deploying 300 new delivery trucks powered by Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) to seven cities in Colorado, Georgia, Oklahoma and California...which will further reduce dependence on fossil fuels like gasoline and diesel. "UPS already operates the largest private fleet of alternative fuel vehicles in its industry - 1,819 in total with these additions."

http://www.pressroom.ups.com/pressreleases/current/0,1088,5092,00.html

Another great reason is that UPS and Teamsters agreed on new five-year contract covering approximately 240,000 full and part-time US employees.

http://www.pressroom.ups.com/pressreleases/current/0,1088,4933,00.html

But the number one reason to love United Parcel Service is:

UPS will stop advertising on Bill O’Reilly’s show. Here is a statement UPS emailed to people who complained about a certain harrassment:

"Thank you for sending an e-mail expressing concern about UPS advertising during the Bill O’Reilly show on FOX News. We do consider such comments as we review ad placement decisions which involve a variety of news, entertainment and sports programming. At this time, we have no plans to continue advertising during this show."

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/27/ups-oreilly/

This was in response to over 10,000 emails complaining that Bill-O disparages rape and sent his producers to stalk and ambush a woman who dared write about it - Amanda Terkel. Here's a delicious Keith Olbermann video about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5hAxSn2Rg

 

2009/3/28

Wha..? Does not compute

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@ 06:46 AM (7 months, 29 days ago)

The Farrelly Brothers are closing a deal to make a Three Stooges movie with Jim Carrey as Curly, Sean Penn as Larry and Benecio Del Toro as Moe.

"Why you ...!"

It's not a biopic - I could maybe understand a biopic - it's a comedy about the antics of the three characters Larry, Curly and Moe who played in the old Columbia Pictures shorts.

If the movie is true to the spirit of the Stooges, then Penn, Carrey, and Del Toro will just be doing impersonations...and no matter how good the impersonations are, the real deal is better.

The first thing wrong with this idea - they couldn't have found three more non-Stoogianly proportioned actors in all of Hollywood...the Stooges were wee, wee little men.

His height aside, Jim Carrey will probably be a better Curly than Curly...he's already making plans to gain 40 pounds. But Sean Penn as Larry will wear off in five minutes...his Oscar winning performance in "Milk" might still be too fresh. And Benecio Del Toro playing Moe is just plain scary. When Moe took a crowbar to Curly's head, you knew the crowbar was going to get the worst of it. When Del Toro takes a crowbar to someone, they usually end up dead.

Johnny Depp turned down the opportunity to play Moe...maybe a smart career decision. He'll probably have the last 'nyuck nyuck nyuck.'

I laughed at the Stooges when I was a kid, I might even still have a warm spot in my heart for them...but I'm not sure I could sit still for them now. I've definitely outgrown the eye poking, hair pulling, face slapping hijinx.

And I'm pretty sure I couldn't stand a 90 minute feature film. These days I prefer The Marx Brothers...give me a little larceny over eye-poking any day. "There ain't no sanity clause!"

The *only* thing about this that interests me is Jim Carrey, one of our most underrated actors. Before he became famous he did a made-for-TV movie - Doing Time on Maple Drive - in which he played an alcoholic son who, despite being smart, dropped out of college. Wow, I thought, this kid's got dramatic chops...thinking James Dean. But then he made his fortune in comedy...is type cast and may never get the chance to show what he can really do. I am sure he could easily do all those intense Sean Penn roles...if people could shake that Ace Ventura, Pet Detective image from their minds.

But the new Stooges movie might not be a complete flop if it has that certain doing-stunts-rhythm that nine-year-old boys (of all ages) enjoy...with all kinds of special effects and CGI...and fart jokes.

Ah well, I'll reserve my true outrage for the day they announce a Marx Brothers remake...

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2009/3/27

A pass the popcorn moment

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@ 11:21 AM (8 months, 11 hours ago)
 

GOP in-fighting...it's like watching one of those old buildings implode. Keep your fingers crossed that Rush takes Mike Pence's side and Eric Cantor is forced to "apologize".

Speaking of which, if you look at the de facto leader of the Republican party, it's easy to see almost to a T the real problem...over the years the R's have become fat and lazy, needing pharmaceuticals to get excited.

See, Republicans were so bothered by Democratic criticism about how the GOP couldn't come up with a credible agenda of its own - remember President Obama's challenge at the press conference - that they threw something together so fast that Rep. Mike Spence couldn't even answer a question on what the deficit would be under the new Republican plan...I saw him try on CNN. But he continues to blast Obama’s projected deficit.

This slap-dash budget "blueprint" has very little to do with serious policy making. From all accounts it's a foolish document that will be the butt of jokes for quite a while.

It's not just Democrats who think the GOP's "Road to Recovery" document is just plain silly...

From the politico.com: "GOP leaders split on budget "blueprint"

"House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) raised objections to an abbreviated alternative budget "blueprint" released today -- but were told by House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) they needed to back the plan, according to several Republican sources. [...]

Ryan, the ranking Republican on the budget committee, plans to introduce a detailed substitute amendment for the Democrats' spending plan next Wednesday -- and still intends to do so.

But he and Cantor were reportedly told by Boehner and Republican Conference Chairman Mike Pence (R-Ind.) they needed to move more quickly to counter Democrats' charge they were becoming the "Party of No," according to House GOP staffers."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0309/Aides_Cantor_Ryan_objected_to_GOPs_budget_blueprint.html

Next Wednesday?! APRIL FOOL!!

So...Cantor and Ryan were "embarrassed" by the document.

This just shows you the rift in the Republican party. There's the Boehner/Pence wing -- the Southern ideological rightwing that lost the last two elections but still remain in office. Then there's the Cantor/Ryan wing -- the more traditional conservative wing that's taken a lot of flak thanks to the rightwing's extremism...but is still desperately trying to regain control of the party. Mostly to no avail.

Republicans have their strengths and their weaknesses. For example, they're bad at governing...but they're very good at attacking those who are good at governing.

The fact that Republicans have come out so early with full court opposition to everything President Obama is trying to do tells you everything you need to know about a political party wot thinks 16 pages of talking points are a suitable substitute for the federal budget.

It’s clear what the GOP’s strategy is ...this is their true theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0&feature=player_embedded

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2009/3/26

Sniff...sniff...oh, the humanity!

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@ 07:12 PM (8 months, 1 day ago)

 

A broken heart cries out for simple understanding...from the back seat of a Bentley.

Here's an executive VP who made a $750,000 bonus from AIG and now his little feelings are hurt because of all the mean things that are being said about him, so he's going to quit and give his bonus to charity.

He didn't mention anything about getting his charitable deduction, but I'll betcha he screams bloody murder if he doesn't get it.

So now he's having a public tantrum just when he should be keeping a low public profile. Tell me again why these guys are so smart that their companies can't do without them? I keep forgetting.

Okay, okay...He says he worked in the commodities division and had nothing to do with the CDOs so he should be blameless. Well, even if that's true, the whole company would have tanked without the government bailout and then what would he have? Nothing. Bonus contracts with bankrupt companies aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

Anyway, good riddance. Somehow the pundits have gotten the notion that we need to keep those guys around to clean up the mess they made. Poppycock!

Here's what I'm talking about: "Dear A.I.G., I Quit!"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html

These AIG jerks were more than happy to accept their salaries and bonuses while the company was flying high on phony investments...well, now it's time to pay for the excesses.

You know, if Main Street Joes and Janes screwed up big time at work they'd probably be quickly fired with NO bonus...or at the very least, be expected to fix whatever mess they made.

And then there's this: "AIG Europe Execs: Returning Bonuses Is Blackmail"

From cnbc.com: "[..[ AIG Financial Products unit head Gerald Pasciucco told a staff meeting for UK and Paris employees on Monday that he thought a demand for repayments was to a certain extent "blackmail," said a London-based recipient of one of the retention bonuses from the bailed-out insurer.

"The vast majority of people in London have made the decision that the request is pretty offensive," the employee said. "It effectively constitutes blackmail whether it is criminal or not. There is no moral reason to give it back." [..]"

http://www.cnbc.com/id/29890568

Excuse me...morals? Did he really say "morals"?

What next...a lecture on business ethics?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn what those AIG guys in London or NY find offensive...because the entire country finds them offensive. Let us know how "offensive" the unemployment line is and get back to us.

The more I listen to these people complain the more I wonder if we shouldn't just let them go completely under and restart from scratch.

BTW - Rolling Stone has an awesome piece on how AIG went down.

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If it's one thing I know about, it's crazed stalkers

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@ 08:36 AM (8 months, 1 day ago)

 

So I commiserate with Amanda Terkel who sat down with Keith Olbermann to discuss how Bill O'Reilly's FOX News producer stalked her for two hours across state lines to harass her with an ambush interview...just because she dared to criticize Bill-O in a blog post.

Bill-O was upset because a blog had said something about his insensitivity to rape...so he sent two men to track Amanda in a car to confront her with hostile questions while she was on vacation.

And then he lied to his viewers and said that Amanda had attacked rape victims and a rape victims’ support organization. See Amanda's side of it in these videos:

From thinkprogress.org: "Tonight, Amanda discussed O’Reilly’s harassment machine — of which she is hardly the first victim — with MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann. Amanda noted the disturbing irony of O’Reilly trying to defend his comments about rape by sending out two men to stalk her:

Bill O’Reilly was trying to show that he cares about women who have been victims of crime. So to make that point, he sends two men to find my home address and to follow me on vacation? I mean, it was incredibly disturbing. The rest of the weekend, I was constantly looking over my shoulder, wondering how long they had been following me, if they’re still following me.[..]

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/24/amanda-on-olbermann/

Lest we forget - In the past, O’Reilly has implied that women who dress in a certain way - a miniskirt, a halter top - should perhaps expect to be raped.

Also, lest we forget - It's a fact that there are rapist psychos in the world who target females regardless of what they wear...including military uniforms. Females of all ages, from children to grandmothers.

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Under the influence

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@ 06:03 AM (8 months, 1 day ago)

 

So much for the voice of the people ....

This is about both Democrats and Republicans. It may be "completely legal"...but it's a dang shame. There is some ugly stuff happening at some of these parties. Americans call this "democracy"...

Whenever you're wondering why we Americans live in the most modern country but have the most expensive and least effective medical care, and the most expensive drugs...or why we still drive cars that run on fossil fuel and pollute the air...or how we allowed Wall Street and the banks to loot and sink the economy...just watch this video. It answers all those questions, and so much more:

http://americannewsproject.com/

Only one congressperson's staff answered questions honestly...only one.

These people are our employees...there should be no need for such secrecy about their work...including partying.

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2009/3/25

All you right/left/center pundits - bring it

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@ 08:19 AM (8 months, 2 days ago)

 

The press better stick to trying to haggle Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. President Obama is WAY out of their league.

Amazingly bad questions from most of the press at the press conference last night...well, I guess some of them were okay. Obama would have gotten better questions had he taken them from the general public.

Chuck Todd insinuates regular Americans aren't sacrificing.

The Washington Times guy tries to shame Obama on stem cell research.

Wassername brings up race - Your Blackness, do you govern like a black man, or do you feel as if people treat you differently because you’re a black man? Obama spoke of our nation’s pride over overcoming the searing divide of racial discrimination by inaugurating him - "That lasted about a day." Hoot! Loved it.

The global currency thing was weird...but what do you expect from FOX. Establishing a single world currency must be an item on the whacko rightie End Times checklist...

And CNN's Ed Henry is being laughed at for evoking this - "It took a couple days because I like to know what I am talking about before I speak."

Take your gotcha nonsense and sit down. Gah, I loved that.

CNN was more than harsh with their post press conference "analysis." They went for glitz over serious analysis ...stopped short of whipping out their "human hologram."

I think one of the reasons the corporate media have a problem dealing with Obama is that he is thinking long-term about the health of the nation. He doesn’t go in for cheap, short-range political scores - he is trying to change things so that we are on more solid footing decades from now. The media whores just aren’t used to thinking in those terms.

You can read the transcript here:

http://tinyurl.com/d75g94

I liked how blatantly he called out the Republicans about coming up with an alternate budget...punked 'em he did...and everybody will remember it.

One funny thing - the toxic assets bank rescue plan was all but ignored...and after a week of the press obsessing over Tim Geithner. How odd.

I’m so grateful that we finally have a grownup in the White House...you won't ever see President Obama pull a goofy grin, shrug his shoulders and declare "Presidentin’ is hard."

He gave calm, considered answers to questions, well thought out, an immediate answer to every question. And after initially giving his points, he then thinks through the follow through.

This is the smartest guy in the room...the guy I want in charge.

I got the feeling he could stand up there for hours...

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Late-night jokes roundup 3/25/09

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@ 05:57 AM (8 months, 2 days ago)

 

"You saw what happened in San Diego the other day? There were these two drug dealers the cops were chasing on the freeway, and they started to throw all the money out the window. The cops were not suspicious -- they thought it was Obama's motorcade." --Bill Maher

"The president was in town this week. He spoke at the L.A. County fairgrounds. I tell you, he's still got it. People were sleeping outside all night. They were homeless, but that's not the point. They love him." --Bill Maher

"America is pissed at the notorious AIG. Right? Somehow, these guys are the most hated people in America. They're getting death threats. I saw one AIG guy today, he was hiding behind the Octomom." --Bill Maher

"The House passed a bill where there's a tax now of 90% on the bonuses that these people get. So, half the Republicans voted against this. They said this is exactly the kind of punitive taxation that's going to drive good people out of the fraud business." --Bill Maher

"We spilled 25,000 barrels of oil into the Strait of Hormuz, by Iraq. And a U.S. Navy server ship collided with a submarine. Who else, but us, could invade the Middle East and lose oil? It's like robbing a bank and leaving your wallet." --Bill Maher

"There's a new bin Laden tape where he calls for the destruction of Somalia. That's right. Forget destroying America, that job is done." --Bill Maher

"This week eight tourists became the first Westerners to vacation in Iraq on an officially sanctioned tour. They're taking spring break in Iraq, which is kind of like spring break in Florida. Half get bombed. The other half get stoned." --Jay Leno

"In a move that will cost 300 Americans their jobs, the Federal government announced it will no longer buy American-made condoms made in Alabama. We're now going to buy cheaper condoms made in China. Does that make any sense? If Chinese condoms are so good, why are there over one billion Chinese people?" --Jay Leno

"Senator Chris Dodd -- or 'Chris Dodge,' as they're calling him now -- after first denying it, now admits he's the one who eliminated the provision in the stimulus package that outlawed excessive bonuses. And coincidentally, he just happened to receive $280,000 from AIG in campaign contributions. What are the odds of that? Man, that's like putting Chris Brown in charge of the battered women's shelter." --Jay Leno

"You know, we own AIG, right? We own 80% of it. And because of all of the outrage over these bonuses, armed guards now have to be placed outside the AIG offices. You know what that means? Not only are we paying the AIG executive bonuses, we are now paying to protect the executives from us. Does that make any sense to anybody?" --Jay Leno

"Today is the first day of spring. Yeah, or, as Al Gore calls it, global warming." --Jay Leno

"The first lady, Michelle Obama, celebrated spring by breaking ground on a new vegetable garden at the White House. She said she did it to help educate children about healthy, locally-grown food, and to help her own family survive the coming economic apocalypse." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Not only is it the first time they have had a vegetable garden since the days of Eleanor Roosevelt at the White House, it's also the first time that a hoe has been used at the White House since the Clinton administration." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Beautiful day in New York City today. In fact, it was so nice, the AIG executives were counting their bonuses in the park."--David Letterman

"Finally, a good day on Wall Street. Stock market went up 500 points today. Very exciting. Went up so high, even CNBC's Jim Cramer made money. Wow!" --Jay Leno

"It turns out the bonus money that AIG got was actually $218 million and not the $165 million that was originally reported. AIG said they misplaced $53 million in bonuses. And today, Senator Chris Dodd said, 'You mean that wasn't a campaign contribution?'" --Jay Leno

"President Obama has filled out his NCAA tournament bracket. He picked 14 of the Sweet 16 right. That's pretty good. That's better than he did with his cabinet positions." --Jay Leno

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/if-i-was-president/#more-4231

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2009/3/24

So...we paid the ransom?

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@ 08:02 AM (8 months, 3 days ago)

 

Delivery in an unmarked brown paper bag seems to be taking place as we speak...

Wow, how 'bout that DOW! It shot up almost 500 points when it heard that free money was on the way...and Wall Street's stupid mistakes will be taken care of by all of us sugar daddies on Main Street.

You'd think they'd been given a lifetime supply of free booze and free hookers.

But I'm not complaining...at least the "Bankers Gone Wild" log-jam is breaking.

Hmm...and the righties kept telling me how much the Market hates President Obama...and his TelePrompter.

Republicans are going to have to rewrite their socialism whine...it just isn’t making any sense.

From nytimes.com: "Details of the government’s plans to clean up the nation’s banks ignited a blazing stock market rally on Monday, lifting Wall Street to its best one-day performance in five months and tempting some investors to imagine what they would not have dared just a few weeks ago — that the worst may finally be over.

The Dow surged nearly 500 points, and the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index rose more than 7 percent, in what amounted to a rare cheer from Wall Street for the Obama administration and Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner. [..]"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/business/24markets.html?hp

Maybe Wall Street is so happy because it doesn't seem that Geithner is going to immediately nationalize the banks...and the SEC won’t be throwing all the CEOs in jail.

Or maybe the market is so excited because there actually is a plan...even if it’s a flawed one.

I've done my part in raggin' on Geithner, but the President trusts him, and I still trust the president...

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When Alcoholics get bored

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@ 06:47 AM (8 months, 3 days ago)

 

I got a kick out of this, maybe you will too. Here's what you can do if you have a heavy drinking habit, lots of spare time and several hundred empty beer bottles -- Beer bottle dominos.

Yet...the video is a paradox. You'd have to drink a lot of beer to get all those bottles...you'd have to drink a lot of beer to want to build this...you'd have to be totally sober to pull it off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMorJXe5l4

Bravo! Nice to know that college kids are the same all over the world.

Now who will clean up the mess?

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2009/3/23

Obama does "60 Minutes"

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@ 08:52 AM (8 months, 4 days ago)

 

President Obama sat down in the Oval Office with Steve Kroft of "60 Minutes" for his longest interview since being sworn in...he talked about the AIG bonuses, the economy, and how he's dealing with the world's most difficult job.

Overall, an interesting interview and he was very articulate (please notice righties, no TelePrompTer), video and transcript here:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/18/60minutes/main4873938.shtml

Kroft asked about Dick Cheney's remarks of last week -- that some of Obama’s policies have already made America less safe from the threat of terrorism. Obama asked rhetorically, "How many terrorists have actually been brought to justice under the philosophy that is being promoted by Vice President Cheney?...It hasn’t made us safer. What it has been is a great advertisement for anti-American sentiment."

Some people are criticizing Kroft for not asking about the unfortunate remark the President made the other night on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"...when the he jokingly compared his ineptitude as a bowler with athletes in the Special Olympics.

Not me. I had my say about that and think it was a one-day flap...because most fair-minded Americans know that Obama did not say it with malice. It was a silly mistake...hardly anyone mentioned it on the Sunday morning shows.

It may be just me, but Mr. Kroft could have shown the President more respect. I was slightly offended when he suggested that the President is "punch drunk." Would he have asked George Bush that?

Obama just can't catch a break. At first they said he's too grim and depressing when talking about the current situation...now when he tries to lighten up. he's punch drunk. Every week it's something different. Being too serious is a liability...laughing is a liability.

And oh how the Republicans have their knickers in a knot because the President has been making all these TV appearances. Maybe they squawk so much because they never thought of it first -- using campaign style communications to prop up support for his agenda...the budget and his administration in general.

Or maybe the R's are just mad that their party doesn't have anyone smart enough to get us out of this mess (that they left us)...that's probably why they all run the opposite direction every time a move is made to fix things.

Anyway, if the president's main objective of this "blitz" is to keep "The People" on his side as he tries to push his agenda...I think it's working.

The polls show that most Americans probably have more trust in Obama than they do in any Republican...no matter what the FOX channel says. Or any blogger, for that matter. The fact remains, Obama is popular, Republicans are not. No matter how many "gaffes" he makes, so what? The GOP has nobody and nothing, and can't take advantage of them.

The majority of Americans still cling to hope. This President looks good compared to Asleep-At-The-Wheel-Bush; who was at the helm when a tragic terrorist attack on our shores led us to invade a country with no ties to that terrorist attack...at a cost of $600 billion and counting, 4000 military lives and counting, warrantless eavesdropping, torture, and a diminished standing in the world; who stood by while a great American city was destroyed, a surplus was turned upside down into a massive deficit, a war on science and the environment...

Don't get me started.

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2009/3/22

Just thought you oughta know

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@ 07:37 AM (8 months, 5 days ago)
 
While everyone was busy throwing pitchforks at AIG CEO Liddy (come on, he wasn't even there for the bonus deal) it made us all feel better, but it drew our attention away from the problems FDIC is having.
 
As most people know, FDIC (which is called "Eff Dick" and I hope we don't have to find out why) is the lovely institution that insures your personal bag of money in your bank...they promise a replacement bag of money in case of bank failure, identity theft. etc.
 
But...FDIC doesn’t have the money to bail out depositors of even one large failed bank, never mind the whole banking system...so they're asking for a bailout.
 
They're asking Sen. Chris Dodd, the Democratic chairman of the Banking Committee (I'm mad at him) to "temporarily" borrow as much as $500 billion from the US Treasury to replenish FDIC’s Deposit Insurance Fund.
 
Here's what I'm talking about:
 
From americanbanker.com: "Treasury likes it, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. likes it, and the banking industry likes it—that is, S. 541, introduced last week by Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Conn.) The bill would permanently increase the FDIC’s ability to borrow from the Treasury for its Deposit Insurance Fund, raising the cap to $100 billion from $30 billion, the limit set back in 1991. The Depositor Protection Act would also temporarily allow the FDIC to borrow up to $500 billion after consultations with Treasury, the Federal Reserve, and the President.[..]"
 
http://www.americanbanker.com/usb_article.html?id=2009030972R6LGU6
 
Of course, The American Bankers Association is happy about the whole deal.
 
Now, insuring our deposits is most assuredly very important...but the important question should be -- What does the FDIC know that causes it to ask for ten times its normal level of funding?
 
Y'all come on out here and put your money in Oklahoma banks...which have never experienced a wildly inflated housing bubble and are in fine shape.
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2009/3/21

Jay Leno's 3/19/9 Monologue

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@ 05:15 AM (8 months, 6 days ago)

"We are very excited to have the President of the United States, Barack Obama here. A lot of people were surprised that the President came to NBC. You’d think by this time he’d be tired of big companies on the brink of disaster with a bunch of overpaid executives.
 
You know what’s amazing, though, is that even though the President travels with this huge group of people — I mean, he’s got the staff, Secret Service, presidential aides — it’s still less people than when we have Mariah Carey on.
 
You know, we were also going to have Vice President Joe Biden come out and say a few words, but, you know, it’s only an hour show.
 
You know, people think it’s amazing that the President would take the time to leave Washington, D.C., and fly 3,000 miles to come to California. But that happens to a lot of guys when their mother-in-law moves in with them.
 
I think it would be cool to be president. You know what I would do if I was president? I would watch the movie “Air Force One” on Air Force One.
 
And earlier today, the President held a town meeting, and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was there. And I thought it was great to see the President reaching out to California’s non-English-speaking community.
 
Did you see President Obama standing next to Governor Schwarzenegger? Didn’t the President look like the head of a company who’s introducing its latest cyborg model to the world?
 
The Washington Post reporting that senior executives at A.I.G. whose decisions caused the companies to collapse are long gone and that these bonuses that everybody’s complaining about are actually being paid to people who are trying to fix the problem. O.K., here’s my thing. Fix the problem, then you get the bonus.
 
Oh, I love this. A.I.G. says they’re trying to raise more money by selling their big office building in New York. It’s 66 stories! And not one of them is the truth.
 
I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. The economy is so bad, President Obama flew out here on Southwest.
 
In international news, the president of Madagascar left office after a popular radio host there rallied support against him and will likely take over in a special election. And today, Rush Limbaugh said, “You can do that?”
 
Pittsburgh Steelers Chairman Dan Rooney has been named ambassador to Ireland by President Obama. Well, I guess the President said, “Rooney had all the credentials — he’s Irish and he paid his taxes.”
 
I don’t want to question the President, but is Rooney the best choice? I mean, the Steelers have a busy year ahead of them, don’t they, right? They’re Super Bowl champs, right? They’re probably going to be in the playoffs again. Shouldn’t the President pick somebody with nothing to do, like the owner of the Detroit Lions
 

 

Late-night jokes roundup 3/21/09

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@ 05:11 AM (8 months, 6 days ago)
"Hey, a little quiz for you. What is the difference between an AIG executive and a drunken Irishman? A drunken Irishman spends his own money." --Jay Leno
 
"President Barack Obama lashed out about these excessive bonuses. He said the trouble at AIG was caused by recklessness and excessive greed. But here's the problem. The AIG executives thought it was a compliment. They went, 'Oh, thanks, wow.'" --Jay Leno
 
"In fact, President Obama's so upset that he changed his slogan from, 'Yes we can' to 'oh no you don't!'" --Jay Leno
 
"Oh, I love this story. You know Bernard Madoff? Well, lawyers now say they plan to argue that his wife, Ruth, is entitled to keep as much as $69 million in assets. Yeah, please. Even AIG guys are going 'Shut up!'" --Jay Leno
 
"Well, here's my favorite story of the week. I just love this story. Police in Illinois claim that Gary Skoien, who is the former chairman of the Cook County Republican Party, was in his childrens' play room at 1:00 a.m. in the morning with two hookers, when his wife walks in, catches him and the wife beats him up with a toy guitar. And she's like a superstar. In fact, women in the neighborhood now call her Guitar Hero." --Jay Leno
 
"Big night for the network tonight. Barack Obama became the first sitting president to ever appear on a late night show. He was on 'Leno' tonight. Of course, it doesn't count the time Thomas Jefferson was on 'Larry King.'" --Jimmy Fallon
 
"Former President George W. Bush just signed a $7 million book deal, though, reportedly, he thought it was to read one." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"President Obama is very upset with AIG. He said the problems at AIG were caused by greed, to which AIG said, 'Well, what do you think the 'G' stands for? Hello!'" --Jay Leno
 
"New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo reported that 73 AIG executives were mailed bonus checks of a million dollars or more and 11 of those people don't even work for the company anymore. Imagine that, executives getting bonus checks for a company that lost billions. AIG? Sounds more like NBC, doesn't it?" --Jay Leno
 
"Reese Witherspoon is on the show tonight. She has a new movie, 'Monsters vs. Aliens.' Now, don't confuse it with a show on CNN. That's 'Lou Dobbs vs. Aliens.'" --Jay Leno
 
On Dick Cheney's TV interviews: "You know, I don't understand this. The guy is vice president for eight years, you barely see a whiff of him. He lives in some subterranean lair, literally has his house removed from Google Earth. Then, when he's no longer accountable to the American people, he's popping up everywhere, can't get him off my TV. He's like the Mario Lopez of doom now." --Jon Stewart
 
"Speaking of which, he did not disappoint [on screen: Cheney saying that Obama's actions since he took office have made Americans less safe]. I trust you. So, sir, is that based on you reading the intelligence reports? [on screen: Cheney saying he doesn't read the intelligence reports anymore]. Oh, well then, maybe I could interest you in a hot cup of shut-the-f***-up!" --Jon Stewart
 
http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/if-i-was-president/#more-4231

2009/3/20

This is so cool

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@ 09:15 PM (8 months, 7 days ago)

First Lady Michelle Obama revives an old wartime tradition - a "Victory" Garden. I hope it starts a trend of healthier eating...which is more frugal too.

My gardening tips are that you can use stuff other than pesticides to keep the veggie-eating critters away. Sprayed tobacco water works wonders...also, if you plant marigolds around and through the garden they drive off hungry critters. Oh, and egg shells get rid of slugs.

Michelle's garden will remind people that we can be more self-reliant and we need to conserve. This is the exact opposite of the..um, conservative position where we should spend, spend, spend our way to prosperity, as individuals and not collectively of course.

From nytimes.com: "On Friday, Michelle Obama will begin digging up a patch of White House lawn to plant a vegetable garden, the first since Eleanor Roosevelt’s victory garden in World War II. There will be no beets (the president doesn’t like them) but arugula will make the cut.

While the organic garden will provide food for the first family’s meals and formal dinners, its most important role, Mrs. Obama said, will be to educate children about healthful, locally grown fruit and vegetables at time when obesity has become a national concern.

...In an interview in her office, Mrs. Obama said, "My hope is that through children, they will begin to educate their families and that will, in turn, begin to educate our communities."[..]"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/dining/19garden-web.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

It's a wonderful lesson for children. If more families are encouraged to do this too for themselves they will see the empowerment of being able to have a way to provide healthy food for your family and 'know' where everything came from, because you grew it yourself.

Nothing tastes better than a vine-ripened tomato.
 

Not funny Mr. President

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@ 07:22 AM (8 months, 7 days ago)

We all thought being on Jay Leno while still in office was going to make Barack Obama the coolest President ever.

Ooops...this is what happens when Presidents try yuk it up with late night comedians. Last night on The Tonight Show he joked about his bowling being as bad as that of disabled folks who play at the Special Olympics.

Wouldn't you know that rabid righties jumped on it like ducks on a June bug...

No, it’s not an effigy burning and running with pitchforks offense...but it is a nasty bit of off the cuff.

Now...if he'd said something like "bowled like an old lady"...now, that's different! Just joking, just joking! Those elderly ladies would fight back and bowl him over.

And lordee, just imagine if George W. Bush had said it...

I usually have no patience for PC...all it does is mask, but not change, attitudes. But language does matter...it's how we are civil and uncivil to one another. Especially with humor, which usually is about taking someone or something down a peg. Handicapped folks should be completely off limits.

Here's what the fuss is about, from a complete transcript:

"...MR. LENO: Now, are they going to put a basketball –- I imagine the bowling alley has been just burned and closed down.

MR. OBAMA: No, no. I have been practicing all –- (laughter.)

MR. LENO: Really? Really?

MR. OBAMA: I bowled a 129. (Laughter and applause.)

MR. LENO: No, that's very good. Yes. That's very good, Mr. President.

MR. OBAMA: It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something. (Laughter.) [..]"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/us/politics/20obama.text.html

After the show, the President called the Special Olympics Committee and apologized...said he didn't mean to offend.

But you did offend, Mr. President. Disabled Americans have to hear these lame jokes about 'the short bus' (for special needs students) and jokes about "retards" and jokes about Special Olympics from Average Joes every day...but they should expect a better example from our President.

Even go-for-the-throat comedians like Jay Leno don't joke about the handicapped. Jerry Lewis got rich from mocking the spastic, then I guess his guilt drove him to raise millions of dollars for MS through his Telethons.

If the President had children who were mentally or physically handicapped he wouldn't have made such a joke.

Throughout history, it seems that we always had to make fun of some group...big laughs about Jews...big laughs about blacks...big laughs about women's libbers...big laughs about gays. No one should get away with poking fun at handicapped folks.

The only way you can get away with a self-deprecating comment about a certain group - is if you belong to that group.

It's too bad that one gaffe stole the thunder from an otherwise enjoyable and fascinating interview.

 

2009/3/19

Pepsi Fo Sho

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@ 09:04 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Check out these recent Pepsi ads. Insulting...and a blatant rip-off of the Obama logo, I don't know whether to laugh or get mad. Pepsi's use of antique racist slang for the sake of enticing young "hip" consumers is just laughable.

These were seen on a billboard and by a bus stop...courtesy of Kiss My Black Ads, a site I'm definitely going to be checking out on a regular basis:

http://kissmyblackads.blogspot.com/2009/01/pepsi-fo-sho.html

So, Pepsi...you are trying to use what you consider hip, edgy, urban phrases to appeal to young hip, edgy consumers. You don't realize that doing so offends young blacks and makes you look like exactly what you are - a multinational corporation run by a bunch of white dudes trying to sound like hip, edgy, urban.

A complete waste of money...open wide Pepsi. Then hire a new ad agency.

Next time, you may want to consider the past racist baggage attached to a phrase like "Fo' Sho"...you know, just so you don't come off as a bunch of racists.

Just sayin'...

 

2009/3/18

Dang, when's the last time you heard a President say that?

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@ 09:18 PM (8 months, 9 days ago)

"The buck stops with me."

Today President Obama did a town hall meeting in Costa Mesa, California which was televised. For about an hour he took questions in an open forum. He was on fire.

When Republicans and pundits see him in this type of forum, I don’t understand how they can whine that "he can’t speak without a teleprompter" or that "people are losing faith in the President."

He also said something today that he should have said days ago. "The buck stops with me." Standing up and taking responsibility gives people confidence. They don’t expect miracles, but they want courage, at least in performance, which Obama can deliver without breaking a sweat.

As long as Obama is willing to face the public like he did today the people will stand with him.

He has the ability to explain things and make us feel more confident that things will be okay. Think FDR and his fireside chats...those were not just because he like to hear himself talk. FDR knew the people needed to be reminded that he was there, on the job, working to fix things.

I do think he could've answered that last question better...given that fellow more hope. There should be some sort of criteria for truly reformed felons who have proven that they have turned their lives around. Maybe after ten years of decent living they could petition the court to have their records sealed from employment and credit searches...and their right to vote should also be reinstated.

But the rest of the meeting was excellent. He sure explained the hell out of the housing meltdown.

Obama is 110 percent engaged in running this country and doing his job, and while I don’t agree with all the moves and decisions made, I appreciate that level of engagement. It’s been missing for the last eight years.

One of the things I especially like about Obama is that he has an open mind...he seems more than willing to listen if you have a better idea or a better argument against what he’s thinking of doing.

And when it comes down to it, would anyone want John McCain in charge right now?

Thank you Mr. President, for taking up such a huge challenge with such calm and grace. I'm proud of all that you try to do to help this country.

 

Late-night jokes recap 3/18/09

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@ 07:09 AM (8 months, 9 days ago)

"The Department of Homeland Security plans to study the possibility that the human body - that human body odor could be used to tell whether people are lying or not. You can smell someone and tell by their odor whether they're lying. You thought you hated your job. O.K.?" -- Jay Leno

"According to the New York Times, President Obama plans to nominate Dr. Margaret Hamburg, a former New York City health commissioner to be the new head of the Food and Drug Administration. See, I think this is a chance for President Obama to step across party lines. You know who he should nominate for this job? Rush Limbaugh. No, no, think about it. Who has had more experience with food and drugs than Rush Limbaugh?" --Jay Leno

"Well, the insurance company A.I.G. has done it again. They announced they're giving their executives another $165 million in bonuses. So they bankrupt the company, took $170 billion of our dollars, and they're giving out bonuses. You know the main thing they want to reward their people for? Convincing the Treasury Department to give out $170 billion to a failing company so they can give out bonuses for a job well done. It's very well thought out." --Jay Leno

"Here's the best part. They don't have to account for any of this. Now it turns out they gave $35 billion -- not million -- $35 billion of our money to bail out European banks. See, this is how a global economy works. Our hard earned tax dollars are used to bail out German banks for making bad investments in American companies that shut down because their Japanese owners moved the whole thing to India, China and Mexico. You follow?" --Jay Leno

"And some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?" --Jay Leno

"No, Levi told a friend, 'I should have spent more time picking a mate,' which is the same thing John McCain said about Sarah Palin." --Jay Leno

"Hey, good news, the stock market was up for the fourth day in a row. See, I don't know what makes me happier, seeing the stock market going up, or Bernie Madoff going down." -- Jay Leno

"Right about now, Bernie Madoff is hearing the two scariest words of his life. 'Lights out!'" -- Jay Leno

"I got kind of a moral dilemma here. Do you think, and be honest about this, do you think it's too soon for me to hit on Bernie Madoff's wife?" -- David Letterman

"Police in Illinois claim that Gary Skoien, the former chairman of the Cook County Republican party, was in his children's playroom at one in the morning with two hookers, when his wife walked in, caught him and beat him up with a toy guitar. As always, people are shocked. What, a Chicago politician involved in an illegal activity that didn't involve a bribe? Is that possible?" -- Jay Leno

"Because of the bad economy, they're laying off employees on 'Sesame Street.' It's pretty sad. Elmo is now out on the street letting people tickle him for $5." -- Jay Leno

"The Federal Reserve says Americans last year lost 11 trillion dollars in household wealth. You know, that is our own stupid, greedy fault for putting the money in banks. If we'd lost it in Las Vegas, they would have at least comped the room." -- Bill Maher

"Michael Steele, the head of the Republican party, is in very hot water this week, once again, for suggesting that, actually, it is the woman's choice, if she's pregnant, what to do. And also suggesting that homosexuality is something you're born with. Rush Limbaugh attacked him today for being dangerously sane." -- Bill Maher

"Today it's been one year since former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned. One year! It's just flown by. ...At one point, he just decided that he enjoyed whores more than governing, and he would have rendezvous in swanky, classy, expensive hotel suites. Now, that's the difference between Republicans and Democrats when they have affairs. Democrats, it's always the swanky expensive suite. Republicans, it's always an airport men's room. It's not right." -- David Letterman

"Hey, Obama is being criticized for trying to solve too many problems at the same time. I'll tell you one thing. This never would have happened if Bush were still president. We wouldn't even be having this conversation." -- Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama said we have let our schools crumble and other nations are outpacing us in learning. But the good news, we're still No. 1 in the number of students sleeping with their teachers. So, yeah!" -- Jay Leno

"Give you an idea of how bad the economy is. Rush Limbaugh down to just three meals a day. That's how bad it is." -- Jay Leno

"Former presidential candidate John Edwards spoke to Brown University last night to a crowd of 600 people. I think the topic was 'From Hair to Paternity.'" -- Jay Leno

"He spoke to the students at Brown about poverty and morals. Yeah, and who better to lecture young people about poverty and morals than a rich personal injury attorney who knocked up his mistress?" -- Jay Leno

"The journalist who threw his shoes at George Bush was convicted on Thursday in an Iraqi court. He was sentenced to three years of non-stop high-fives." -- Jimmy Fallon

"Hey, before we get started tonight, I want to remind any potential cabinet members you have until April 15th to not pay your taxes, okay?" -- Jay Leno

"Well, earlier this week, President Obama took on the teachers union by saying he wants merit pay for teachers and to fire the ones who do not perform well. That is pretty bold. A Democrat taking on the unions? That's like Rush Limbaugh going after the donut manufacturers." -- Jay Leno

"There was a big rally on Wall Street yesterday after Citigroup reported a profit for the first two months of the year. That just goes to show you what determination, hard work, and $45 billion of our bailout dollars can do." -- Jay Leno

"Here's a sign that the times are a-changin'. The governor of Virginia has signed a new law banning smoking in bars and restaurants. In Virginia. See, that's significant because Virginia is, like, the tobacco state. That would be like the governor of California banning breast implants." -- Jay Leno

"And the Republican Party says they want a big tent. They want to be all-inclusive, they want the big tent, and they're going to make it out of Rush Limbaugh's pants." -- David Letterman

2009/3/17

A Britney Spears Guide to Investment Banking Bailout

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@ 07:32 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

This economic mess makes my head hurt, but I've been trying to educate myself...

If our very own Treasury Secretary didn’t even find out about the disgusting AIG bonuses until months after AIG decided to pay them - and cannot make his decision stick that they should NOT be paid - AIG is not even accountable to the government.

That means that AIG’s executives - using $170 billion of our money, so far - are accountable to NO ONE.

Nationalize AIG...Nationalize NOW!

We the people - of both political parties - are sufficiently outraged to be behind such a move. If AIG really is too big to fail, then the Obama administration has no choice. It's either a takeover or they live with the AIG monkey on their backs throwing feces at them for the next four years.

Okay, if you don't like the word "nationalization" we could use the word "receivership." Nationalization makes it seem that the government wants to run the company for the long haul. "Receivership" is a common term used in bankruptcy proceedings...meant as a temporary fix.

The government takes over, assesses the damage and invests the capital. People who work there are either fired or have to sign new contracts with the government. Then the government rides herd until they can sell the stock back to the market and get paid back some taxpayer money.

Receivership cleans up the company and then either returns it to private hands...or sells the assets and ends the business, period. Maybe AIG needs to be broken down into smaller companies. Companies that wouldn't dare thumb their noses at the White House when asked why are they giving taxpayer dollars in bonuses to the same incompetent managers who helped drive the company into the ground.

AIG Chairman Edward Liddy's air of arrogant entitlement drives me mad! This AIG mess shows better than anything so far why the government should take over any institution that’s ‘too big to fail’...especially one which has cost taxpayers so dearly.

And if Obama doesn't call down AIG about this bonus mess the White House will look weak...something the President doesn't need right now, especially if he wants to get any new stimulus or bailout program through Congress. People have the Bailout Blues and will balk.

There is a way out of this mess for Obama's administration -- nationalize AIG. Nationalize them NOW.

2009/3/16

Will string up corrupt CEOs for food

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@ 09:49 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

No more tax dollars to reward failure! This is Crazy...get the pitchforks and torches!

We are being held hostage by a company that destroyed itself. Despite receiving $170 billion in federal bailout money and then showing a staggering loss for the last quarter, insurance giant American International Group wants to dole out tens of million of dollars in bonuses this week to senior employees. They say they're 'contractually obligated' to pay them.

Well by all means, AIG just *has* to pay those bonuses...you can't let talent like that go unrewarded. If you did, then they would just leave and go to other companies and run them in to the ground.

So, if they don't pay the talent retainer bonus the financial geniuses will leave? And go where? What other industry pays out millions in bonuses for trashing a whole market?

The best that could happen might be for these bonus "earners" to take a hike. If people are allowed to dictate what an hourly worker in Detroit makes, maybe we should get to dictate what a banking executive gets paid. Fair is fair, right?

I don't care if AIG was "contractually obligated" to pay this money to their employees. GM was "contractually obligated" to its union employees under the terms of contracts they negotiated pre-bailout...yet auto workers took pay and benefit cuts so their companies would qualify for government money.

Do not pay these bonuses, let them sue, stew or quit. Or hey, give them the bonuses in the form of AIG stock...yeah.

From ABC News: "While there's seemingly no shortage of outrage aimed at beleaguered insurance giant AIG's plan to pay out $165 million in executive retention bonuses, it may turn out that the best the country can hope for in response is to learn its lesson for next time and make sure it doesn't happen again.

...AIG has refused to comment on the contracts' specifics, including how it could allow for such bonuses after losing $61 billion in a single quarter, while taking $170 billion in government bailout money.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=7090847&page=1

If only we could get that money back. So...you somehow managed to spend those tens of millions of dollars you got for a bonus? Too bad...no more money for you. For the rest of you, return the bonuses and then we'll *talk* about the *possibility* of more aid.

Even better -- we get the bonus money back and then give it and all of the rest of the bank bailout to the "stimulus" package.

Some might not think that's a great idea either...but it's way better than spending the money on some idiot's yacht.

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"No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked"

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@ 05:09 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

Can't let this get by without poking some fun. I don't care what political party they belong to, Illinois politicians sure are entertaining. This one was caught by his wife with two hookers in his kids' playroom at 1 AM...enraged wife beat him with an electric guitar...he calls the police and has her locked up for two days.

From the Chicago Sun Times: "Inverness Police say former Cook County Republican Chairman Gary Skoien admitted having two prostitutes in his children’s playroom when his wife walked in on him early Sunday morning.

The allegation is in a domestic battery report from Skoien, 55, against his 36-year-old, 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound wife. He said she beat him with her fists and an electric guitar.[..]"

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1472092,gary-skokien-prostitutes-toy-guitar-031109.article

From the Daily Herald: "...No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked," Skoien, 55, said. "I'm a politician. You think I'd call police if I weren't afraid for my life?"

Eni Skoien, 36, was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery in the incident and given a March 19 court date in Rolling Meadows. Gary Skoien said he filed a 21-day restraining order against his wife on Tuesday. This could not be independently confirmed Wednesday...."

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=278385&src=1

Aw shoot, it was only a toy electric guitar...I was hoping for a Les Paul...or a Fender Stratocaster.

Anyway, don't worry Gary honey, you'll probably still be able to continue your political career. Sen. Vitter is still on the Senate floor...and he was tied up and wearing only a diaper when he was caught with his prostitutes; and last I read, Sen. Wide Stance Craig of the airport mens's room is still around.

2009/3/14

Bill Maher's New Rules, 3/14/09

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@ 05:27 AM (8 months, 13 days ago)

New Rule: My local GM dealer has to stop telling me to rush into his showroom today. I don't think you're in a position to order me around, GM dealer. Try groveling. Because the only way you're going to put me in a Buick Lacrosse today is to drug me and throw me in the trunk.
 
New Rule: Could we please stop imagining that black is slimming. It's a color, not a miracle worker. What kind of tragic jackass thinks wearing black can take off 400 pounds? [slide of Rush Limbaugh in black outfit] ...oh, boy, I knew that was coming. Okay.
 
New Rule: On the next season of "The Apprentice," Donald Trump has to fire himself. His casinos are bankrupt. The only industry in the world where people give you money in exchange for nothing and he blew it. Seriously, Choctaw Indians can make this work.
 
And finally, New Rule: Republicans must stop pitting the American people against the government. We heard the speech from future Republican leader awkward .... Bobby Jindal. Now, Bobby said that government is lame, but Americans can do anything. And he kept repeating it: Americans can do anything; Americans can do anything. And then he clicked his heels and poof! there was just a cobra. I kid Bobby! Oh, please...He's actually quite charming in a "Revenge of the Nerds" kind of way.
 
And he began his speech with the story that every immigrant tells about going to an American grocery store for the first time and being overwhelmed with the endless variety on the shelves. And this was just a 7-Eleven. Wait until he sees a Safeway.
 
The thing is that endless variety only exists because Americans pay taxes to a government which maintains roads, irrigates fields, oversees the electrical grid and everything else that enables the modern American supermarket to carry 47 varieties of frozen breakfast pastry.
 
Of course it's easy to tear government down. Ronald Reagan used to say, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language were, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" But, that was before, "I'm Sarah Palin, now show me the launch codes."
 
You know, the stimulus package was attacked as "typical tax-and-spend," like repairing bridges is left-wing stuff. "Ooh, there the liberals go again, always wanting to get across the river."
 
Folks, the people are the government. The first responders who put out your fires? That's your government. The ranger who shoos pedophiles out of the park restroom. The postman who delivers your porn. I mean, how stupid is it when people say, "Oh, yeah, that's all we need, the federal government telling Detroit how to make cars, or Wells Fargo how to run a bank. You want them to look like the post office?" Yeah, I say.
 
You mean the place that takes a note in my hand in L.A. on Monday and gives it to my sister in New Jersey on Wednesday for 42 cents? Well, let me be the first to say, I would be thrilled if America's health care system was anywhere near as functional as the post office.
 
Truth is, recent years have made me much more wary of government doing the opposite, of stepping aside and letting unregulated, private enterprise run things is plainly too greedy to trust with, like Wall Street, like rebuilding Iraq, like the way Republicans always frame the health care debate by saying, "Health care decisions should be made by doctors and patients, not government bureaucrats," leaving out the fact that health decisions aren't made by doctors, patients or bureaucrats. They're made by insurance companies.
 
Insurance companies, which are a lot like hospital gowns: chances are your ass isn't covered.
 

2009/3/13

Snake oil vs fart noises and funny faces

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@ 11:06 AM (8 months, 14 days ago)

Jon Stewart creamed Jim Cramer at the throwdown last night. Hooray for Stewart - someone even called him the new Edward R. Murrow - for telling the truth about CNBC. I haven't seen him hammer anyone like that since he lit into Tucker Carlson on "Crossfire".
 
Nobody captures a moment quite like Jon Stewart - “I understand you want to make finance entertaining, but it’s not a [bleeping] game.”
 
In case you've been in a coma: "LOS ANGELES, March 12 (Reuters) - Comedian Jon Stewart and financial commentator Jim Cramer squared off on Thursday night over the CNBC TV network's reporting of Wall Street ahead of the market meltdown, and Cramer conceded he -- and others -- gave some bad advice.
 
In recent days on his mock news program "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," the funnyman has taken Cramer, host of CNBC's "Mad Money," to task by saying he and CNBC reporters befriended Wall Street executives and former government officials instead of questioning them as journalists should.
 
http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN1239741020090313
 
Jon Stewart basically said that people like Jim Cramer present stock trading as a game, knowing full well that the small investors among his viewers will get creamed if they follow his manic advice. Jon basically said that CNBC was like a PR firm for the major criminals of the mortgage investment bubble...who saw through the happy BS they were selling to the rubes.
 
Cramer lamely tried to pretend that he’s on CNBC to expose the game...that CEOs told him everything was hunky-dory...what else could he do? Well, duh. If you want to know if a firm is in trouble - interview the CEO! Everyone knows how truthful they are. Jon suggested that after interviewing the CEO one should, you know, check out his story.
 
Anyway, it was clear, even to former hedge fund manager Cramer, that it was useless to deny his role in selling snake oil...as Stewart rolls tape after tape showing where Cramer admits to market manipulation.
 
You can watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B96vUHKN_I4
 
The irony of Jon Stewart and other late-night commentators like Bill Maher, is that they are really the only ones in the country who are willing to point out the BS...it shows you the power of humor.
 
Still, it's a sad day when we have to turn to comedians for the truth.
 

What he meant to say was...

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@ 05:27 AM (8 months, 14 days ago)

Well, poor RNC Chair Michael Steele has stepped in it again.
 
I'm not even sure where to start with this fascinating GQ interview...where he seemed to suggest that women should have the right to decide whether to have an abortion....and that homosexuality is "a matter of nature, not a choice."
 
You should read the whole thing yourself, so you don't think I'm taking his words out of context. But I was absolutely amazed that the leader of the Republican party proclaimed himself to be Pro-Choice:
 
"[H]ow much of your pro-life stance, for you, is informed not just by your Catholic faith but by the fact that you were adopted?
 
Oh, a lot. Absolutely. I see the power of life in that—I mean, and the power of choice! The thing to keep in mind about it… Uh, you know, I think as a country we get off on these misguided conversations that throw around terms that really misrepresent truth.
 
Explain that.
 
The choice issue cuts two ways. You can choose life, or you can choose abortion. You know, my mother chose life. So, you know, I think the power of the argument of choice boils down to stating a case for one or the other.
 
Are you saying you think women have the right to choose abortion?
 
Yeah. I mean, again, I think that’s an individual choice.
 
You do?
 
Yeah. Absolutely." [..]
 
http://men.style.com/gq/blogs/gqeditors/2009/03/the-reconstruct.html
 
That sounded pretty clear, right? Of course, Steele gave this interview weeks before the dust-up with Rush Limbaugh...and this time he had the good sense to backtrack before that big hopped-up sweaty dude could even throw a tantrum. In a statement released on Thursday, Steele says:
 
"I am pro-life, always have been, always will be....
 
But the Republican Party is and will continue to be the party of life. I support our platform and its call for a Human Life Amendment. It is important that we stand up for the defenseless and that we continue to work to change the hearts and minds of our fellow countrymen so that we can welcome all children and protect them under the law."
 
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0309/Steele_under_fire_walks_back_choice_remark.html?showall
 
The more patient Republicans are saying that Steele is just having growing pains...others, like Mike Huckabee, were chompin' at the bit, saying how dare he suggest that "taking a life" is totally left up to the individual!
 
I wonder what ol' Huck thought when Steele used profanity in the interview...or said he was redecorating his office because -- “This is going to sound weird, but it’s way too male for me.”
 
Or when he said that homosexuality was a matter of nature, not a choice -- “I think that there’s a whole lot that goes into the makeup of an individual that you just can’t simply say, oh, like, ‘Tomorrow morning I’m going to stop being gay,’ ” Mr. Steele said. “It’s like saying, ‘Tomorrow morning I’m going to stop being black.’ ”
 
Hey Mike...if the righties pound on you too hard, we could maybe find room for you under our wide and inclusive Democratic tent...at least you wouldn't have to keep apologizing and backtracking.
 
And this is why the GOP will eventually rip itself in two...and why all the centrists and moderates will keep switching to the Democrats.
 

2009/3/12

Boy, I'd like to see this

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@ 08:24 PM (8 months, 15 days ago)

Last Monday political opposites Ann Coulter and Bill Maher - who are said to be friends in real life - sat side by side on the Radio City Music Hall stage for the first debate in a series of three.
 
Coulter got things rolling with a 15-minute diatribe against liberals, but when Maher finally came out, the audience made it clear that New York isn't Coulter country.
 
When the applause died down, they each did what they do best - use their politics to promote themselves. But Maher had a clear edge over Coulter with the funny stuff. Here are some highlights:
 
Coulter: “Doesn’t the middle name ‘Hussein’ in a Democrat reinforce the impression of the Democrats being soft on Islamic terrorism?”
 
Coulter: “Overnight, the media went from being watchdogs for the people to guard dogs for the government. That’s with the exception of Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, who are lapdogs of the government,” she said.
 
Coulter (on the media’s comparisons of Obama to Lincoln): “Did Lincoln do blow mostly in high school or did he wait until college?”
 
Maher: “To start off, George Bush did a lot more blow than Obama ever did. Please don’t ruin the only thing I like about him.”
 
Maher: “Who put two wars on a credit card? There is this debt because George Bush spent money like a pimp with a week to live.”
 
Maher (on Rush Limbaugh): “We all say crazy s--t when we’re high. I think it’s interesting that he is now the undisputed leader of the Republican Party. It shows how clueless they are. They went looking for the future and they found radio.”
 
 
The two then went on to debate evolution, Iraq and the Wall Street crisis. Then they took their show to Boston and Chicago - Obama territory. You've got to give Ann Coulter credit for just showing up.

Put me down as a 'None'

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@ 09:15 AM (8 months, 15 days ago)

"...that's me in the corner...losing my religion..." (R.E.M.)
 
A new survey shows religious groups losing ground.
 
Hmm...I wonder what's driving them away? Maybe education has something to do with it?
 
Fundamentalists fear Darwin and blame his theory of evolution for threatening everybody's faith. But come on, once you get a glimmer of how vast the universe is...and know how old it is and what it's made of, it has to be hard to keep your faith in a God who has human beings at the center of his thoughts...and he can hear billions of them talking to him all at the same time.
 
Which, of course, is why the Religious Right is anti-science not just anti-Darwin. Intelligent Design - Creationism - isn't just about teaching that God created the universe. It's about how biology, geology, astronomy, and physics are all WRONG. "Teaching the controversy" is what they call it...and it's literally about teaching that an alternative to scientific thinking is a belief in magic and fairy tales.
 
And it's not just the magical thinking...it's the hatred...and the fear. Of sex, of women, of gays, of freedom of thought, of people who aren't Americans, of Americans who aren't "Christian"...of art, of life itself.
 
Here is a prime example of what's wrong with religion:
 
From Telegraph.co.uk: "Brazil's president attacks Vatican for condemning nine-year-old rape victim's abortion -- Brazil's president has criticized the Roman Catholic Church for excommunicating doctors who performed an abortion on a nine-year-old girl who was raped by her stepfather and was expecting twins. [..]"
 
 
Here's a little 9-year-old girl raped by her stepfather and pregnant with twins. Her doctor advised an abortion because he feared the 80-pound child wouldn't survive carrying the fetuses.
 
As if the assault isn’t horrible enough for the family -- the girl’s mother and doctor were excommunicated from the church for terminating the pregnancy.
 
But the step-father who raped her (and her 14 y/o retarded sister) will NOT be expelled from the church.
 
It makes me sick...and brings back my anger at the Catholic church for the pedophile scandals and how they tried to cover up the child molestation ring. But it finally dawned on people - oh *that's* what they wanted all those little boys around for.
 
Anyway, here's the USA TODAY article about people losing their religion:
 
"The percentage. of people who call themselves in some way Christian has dropped more than 11% in a generation. The faithful have scattered out of their traditional bases: The Bible Belt is less Baptist. The Rust Belt is less Catholic. And everywhere, more people are exploring spiritual frontiers — or falling off the faith map completely. [..]"
 
 

Late-night jokes recap 3/12/09

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@ 05:32 AM (8 months, 15 days ago)
"How about this satellite they just launched that will look for Earth-like planets in our galaxy that might contain life? They say they're trying to answer the question, 'Is there intelligent life on other planets, and if there is, will they loan us money?'" -- Jay Leno
 
"The Iranian government has demanded an apology from Hollywood saying the movies 300 and The Wrestler were insulting to Iranians. Well how about this, Iran: You apologize for the hostage crisis, pursuing nuclear weapons, high gas prices, financing Hamas, denying the Holocaust and setting fire to the Danish embassy because of a couple cartoons, and then you'll get an apology for The Wrestler." -- Seth Meyers
 
"A new poll indicates that Americans are now less religious than ever before. But I think people are more religious now because all you have to do is take a look at your 401(k) and you start shouting, 'Oh, God! Oh God!'" -- David Letterman
 
"And politicians in the state of Iowa have voted to rename their Department of Elder Affairs. They're changing the name to the Department of Aging. Have they thought this through? I mean, now, elderly people will be calling the DOA." -- Jay Leno
 
"Well, in a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion in profit. That just goes to show you, you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, and they'll show you how to turn it into $8 billion. See this is capitalism!" -- Jay Leno
 
"Rush Limbaugh is on the cover of 'Newsweek.' It just came out today. You see, it's got a big thing across it that says, 'ENOUGH!' But is this about politics or dieting?" -- Jay Leno
 
"And a sheriff in Illinois is suing Craigslist, claiming it's the largest source of prostitution in the United States. Apparently there are over 10,000 prostitutes on Craigslist, according to a list compiled by former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer." -- Jay Leno
 
"John McCain's daughter, Meghan, she wrote yesterday that Ann Coulter is 'offensive,' 'radical,' and 'insulting.' Wow. That is by far the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Ann." -- Jimmy Fallon
 
"I'd love to give you some good economic news, but here's what I got. Billionaire investor Warren Buffett said that our current economic crisis is as bad as the attack on Pearl Harbor, but still not as bad as the movie 'Pearl Harbor.'" -- Jimmy Fallon
 
"Thank you. As the octo-mom said, 'That was more than I was expecting.' By the way, Rush Limbaugh, as you know, is the new face of the Republican Party. Have you seen this guy? I mean, he looks like he's carrying octuplets." -- David Letterman
 
"President Obama has lifted the 8-year-old ban on stem cell research. But he was emphatic about one point. He said no cloning. No cloning. Except for Scarlett Johansson." -- David Letterman
 
"And in real estate news, the octo-mom just bought a home here in Southern California for $565,000. How is she paying for this? She's got 14 kids, no job and no credit. Who financed this deal, A.I.G.?" -- Jay Leno
 
"Well, this is kind of exciting. There's talk president Barack Obama wants to lift trade restrictions with Cuba, which is great news for anybody here looking to buy a '58 Buick." -- Jay Leno
 
"Stock market keeps going down and down and down. Today I tipped my cabdriver with 100 shares of GM stock." -- David Letterman
 
"A guy in a competitive eating contest died. You know, we're sure going to miss Rush Limbaugh." -- David Letterman
 
"The federal government agreed on Sunday to provide an additional $30 billion to AIG. According to AIG, $15 billion will be used to build the world's biggest toilet, down which the other $15 billion will be flushed." -- Seth Meyers
 
"What I find so amusing about all of this is that Obama's been in office 45 days roughly, and the public is blaming this all on him. It's the Obama Recession, which is kind of true, because if McCain had won, Sarah Palin would still be buying clothes." -- Bill Maher
 
"No wonder Obama has gray hair. That was the big story in the paper yesterday, Obama has gray hair. Wow, now his hair isn't black enough." -- Bill Maher
 
"I have some exciting news, the Obama family is finally getting their dog! Yeah, they say they're getting a Portuguese Water Dog. And today, Rush Limbaugh said he hopes the dog fails!" -- Jay Leno
 
"In a stunning move, Rush Limbaugh has challenged President Obama to a debate. Oh, please! There's no way President Obama could do that. He'd have to move up, what, at least five weight classes. You know what Obama should do? He should debate him if Rush goes on a 5K run." -- Jay Leno
 
"Hey, we wanna wish former First Lady Barbara Bush well. She's recovering in the hospital after heart surgery, while the rest of us are recovering from her son's presidency." -- Jay Leno
 
"It was on this day in 1923 that the first old-age pensions in America were created. It was based on the idea that as you work, you put a little money in investments so you'd have some saved up for when you retire. How dumb were those people? Could you imagine falling for that today?" -- Jay Leno
 

2009/3/11

Stewart vs Cramer

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@ 06:44 PM (8 months, 16 days ago)

"Basic Cable Personality Clash Skirmish '09"

I just read that CNBC's Jim Cramer is going to be on "The Daily Show" tomorrow (Thursday) night. That outta be interesting...let's see if the pendejo has the cojones to show.

Also, if you haven't seen it, here is Jon Stewart's latest take-down of CNBC and Cramer.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220510&title=basic-cable-personality-clash

Very amusing to first watch Cramer act so pleased with himself when he thinks Stewart is apologizing...then go rigid when the sucker punch is landed.

I thought Cramer was just a clown when I caught his act before...now I see that he has no integrity and might even be a con artist who needs to be investigated by the SEC for fraud and insider trading.

Does he really think he can bully Jon Stewart or bluff his way out of that criminally stupid interview video? I don't think so, Cramer honey. I'd be on a fast jet out of the country if I were you...real quick like.

 

Better dead than useful...

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@ 11:02 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)


So, President Obama reverses Bush's ban on funding fetal stem cell research and the religious right - along with the politicians who pander to them for votes - came out of the woodwork.

Because, you see, using these 150 cell-bundles (blastocysts) for research is "killing babies."

While the Bush administration was accommodating these anti-science freaks they remained reasonably quiet. But now they're back in full force with their protest signs.

Most of the fetal cell tissue that Obama will now allow to be used in research comes from some of the 600,000 fertilized eggs, frozen and stored at fertility clinics. If they're not used they are unceremoniously buried in red plastic bags marked, "Medical Waste."

So, where were these self righteous protectors of "unborn babies" while all that was going on?

Not protesting outside fertility clinics, that's for dang sure. All these years, all those protests in front of family planning clinics and not a single right-to-lifer protested the thousands of imaginary frozen humans being dumped in medical waste bags and deposited in the trash -- year in, year out.

No, that didn't seem to phase them one little bit. And when was the last time you read of a right-to-lifer shooting at a fertility clinic doctor, or harassing women going in to have their eggs fertilized and frozen...some of which will almost certainly be destroyed later?

Don't hold your breath...because it's not about killing babies. Our Christian Taliban want to kill choice. The religious right will have little to say about a single, unemployed, emotionally unstable young woman having 14 children, but all hell breaks loose if a single blastocyst will be used for important medical research that might lead to a cure for serious diseases like diabetes and Parkinson's disease, etc.

Yeah, yeah...I know they say they protest because they don't want federal money spent on something they find objectionable. Well, big deal...I objected to my tax dollars being spent on the unnecessary Iraq war. Besides, we all know that they don't want ANY money spent on stem cell research.

Hopefully this is the first step in pushing religion out of Government, for simply recognizing it for what it is -- a Bronze Age outdated system of controlling society that no longer applies to modern times.

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http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com

Stuck in 1982 with Reagan

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@ 07:17 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

The other day on ABC's "This Week" NYTime's columnist David Brooks, to his credit, said what many of his conservative buddies want to say, but they're probably too scared of the big sweaty hopped-up dude, Chairman Rush.

Brooks was talking about Republican leaders -- "The problem with them and the problem with Limbaugh in terms of intellectual philosophy is they are stuck with Reagan. They are stuck with the idea that government is always the problem. A lot of Republicans up in Capitol Hill right now are calling for a spending freeze in a middle of a recession/depression. That is insane.

But they are thinking the way they thought in 1982, if we can only think that way again, that is just insane. And there are a lot of Republicans like David Frum ... who are trying to say Reagan was right for his era, but it is time to move on. And there are just not a lot of them on Capitol Hill right now, and I think the party is looking for that kind of Republican."

http://tinyurl.com/bor4vh

Brooks did the GOP a service by laying it on the line -- no candy-coating -- suggesting that what Republican leaders are recommending is "insane".

What a short memory those Republicans seem to have. They've forgotten the inconvenient truth that Reagan RAISED taxes. He raised them several times. Conservatives -- like Gingrich and the WSJ editorial page -- who are whining constantly about President Obama's proposed tax increases on the wealthy, are the very same ones who complained bitterly about Reagan's tax increases in 1982.

Brooks is right...conservative Republican lawmakers want desperately to turn back the clock to the 1980s. But they're not only wrong about today's economy, they're not even getting the '80s right.

They were wrong about Reagan's tax increases. They were wrong about Clinton's tax increases. They were wrong about Bush's tax cuts...so I take with a grain of salt what they say about Obama's tax policy.

It's funny to me that Republicans are always saying that Democrats worship Obama and call him the Messiah, yet, every time I turn around they are worshipping at the feet of Reagan...Reganomics...Reagan the great communicator, etc., etc.

I'm happy with Obama but I don't think I worship him. I can disagree with him when I think he is wrong - certain cabinet appointments. And the only ones I've heard call him a Messiah are the righties.

I truly prefer a good healthy two party system. It's a shame that conservatism is no longer the party of Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt. It no longer cares about conserving the earth, fighting for individual civil liberties, keeping the government out of our bedrooms and doctors' offices, etc.

But, if they need a hero...Reagan must look better on a pedestal than Ike, Nixon or Bush the First.

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2009/3/10

AWOL again?

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@ 08:32 AM (8 months, 17 days ago)

So he really wasn't the "decider"?

Heheh...did you ever notice that since there is a Democrat in the White House, everything became his fault at 12:01 PM on January 20?...but everything that went wrong on George W. Bush's watch is Clinton's fault?

So Bush gets a free pass from the media on 9/11 because he ‘inherited’ the problem from Clinton...even though Clinton emphasized the urgent nature of terrorism in almost every transition document.

And yet, here we are, not even 40 days into the Obama Presidency, and the rightie vultures are already circling and pointing their fingers at Obama’s lack of leadership.

I saw Karl Rove on TV insisting that "this crew" in the White House is to blame for the economic crisis, and caused the collapse of the market.

And Karl even said that Bush had no important role in the Wall Street bailout last fall

What? President George W. Bush pushed and Congress passed that bailout package. Ol' Karl is trying to rewrite history again...guess he didn't like the first draft...

Or maybe Karl knows something we don't know...like there'd be no reason to disturb the President of the United States about the largest financial crisis in several generations. He might be reading a children's book or something.

And that raises the question of just who *was* the President for the last 8 years?

It's just as I always suspected -- the VP vetter who suggested himself for the job.
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Hey, who's in charge here?

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@ 05:46 AM (8 months, 17 days ago)

Some of us have been having a lot of fun with the Chairman Rush of the Republican Party thing, but we have to face up to this new Rasmussen poll:

Republicans were asked, "Is the leader of the Republican Party Michael Steele, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, someone else or is there no clear leader?" Here's the breakdown:

68% No clear leader
17% Not sure
5% John McCain
5% Michael Steele
2% Rush Limbaugh
1% Sarah Palin
<1% Mitch McConnell
<1% John Boehner
0% Sean Hannity
1% Someone else

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/republicans_see_their_party_as_leaderless

So 85% of the Republicans have no clue who their leader is? Then why are these clueless clowns constantly on TV whining about how everything the Democrats are doing is wrong?

I wonder why Gingrich, Romney, and Jindal weren't included. And I sure thought Sarah Palin would have done better. Turns out that Limbaugh *did* have as much support as the party boss as Palin, McConnell, and Boehner combined, so it's not as if the argument that he's the de facto leader is *completely* unfounded.

And I do understand...because if I didn't love President Obama being the leader of my party, my second choice would be Jon Stewart.
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2009/3/9

They laughed at him!

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Way back in 2006/2007 there was one lone voice crying in the wilderness, trying to sound the alarm about the coming economic disaster. And they laughed at him. "They" being media conservatives who thought the phony-baloney, credit-fueled bubble of the Bush years would go on forever.

You just have watch this one all the way through, see every sneer and snort. Remember those faces and their names, because they're still talking. Only now they're telling everyone that Democrats are driving the US economy off a cliff.

And we should believe them because? Because they were so "right" about the economy in 2007, especially in the financial sector, you know, AIG, CitiBank, et al?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0QN-FYkpw

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Banned in Oklahoma?

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@ 10:02 AM (8 months, 18 days ago)

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Great State of Oklahoma...America's Iran.

You gotta love the Oklahoma legislature...though some of them are not much good except for comic relief. For example - my favorite Oklahoma law is the one banning whaling on the Red River. But I guess that law makes sense. The Red River whaling industry obviously wiped out the whale population because there ain't no whales there now.

And now Republicans in the Oklahoma House have introduced a resolution criticizing the University of Oklahoma for teaching modern biology...and denouncing an invitation to biologist Richard Dawkins to speak on campus.

It's the 21st century...just thought I'd mention that.

"March 06, 2009 - Proposed Oklahoma Resolutions Criticize Pro-Evolution Teaching At State University

Two House Resolutions recently introduced in the Oklahoma legislature express concern with teaching of evolution at the University of Oklahoma and oppose the invitation that has been extended to British biologist Richard Dawkins to speak on campus. HR 1014 and HR 1015 [Word.docs] are similar in content and deal with both concerns. Here is a portion of HR 1014:

[T]he Oklahoma House of Representatives hereby expresses its disapproval of the current indoctrination of the Darwinian theory of evolution at the University of Oklahoma and further requests that an open, dignified, and fair discussion of this idea and all other ideas be engaged in on campus which is the approach that a public institution should be engaged in and which represents the desire and interest of the citizens of Oklahoma

...[T]he Oklahoma House of Representative strongly opposes the invitation to speak on the campus of the University of Oklahoma to Richard Dawkins of Oxford University, whose published statements on the theory of evolution and opinion about those who do not believe in the theory are contrary and offensive to the views and opinions of most citizens of Oklahoma.[..]"

http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2009/03/proposed-oklahoma-resolutions-criticize.html

Let it be noted...They Do Not Speak For This Okie.

Hopefully this resolution has no chance of being passed, and would have no effect even if were. This is just Republican lawmakers grandstanding for religious voters.

I just hate how stupid and backward it makes us look.

Please remember that in 1940, Bertrand Russell had his appointment to City College of New York annulled by court order because he was "morally unfit". 70 years behind times...yeah, that sounds about right.

And isn't it amazing how Republicans always believe in "small and limited government"...unless and until religious beliefs come into play....then they become the American Taliban.

BTW- I guess this means the OK State House Republicans won't be seeking any medical treatment then, since it's based on "modern biology"...

Dawkins addressed the controversy a bit in his lecture, with humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTmYfFye7Hg.

 

2009/3/8

Late-night jokes recap 3/8

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"Hey, quite, quite a scare in Washington, DC, today. You may have heard about this. Police were called to the White House. Apparently, President Obama was in a meeting with some potential cabinet nominees. Someone noticed a suspicious looking document on the table no one had ever seen before. Turns out it was just a tax form, but it gave them quite a fright." -- Jay Leno
 
"According to a new study, people are sleeping less because they're worried about the economy. I think also it might have something to do with the fact they're sleeping under bridges." -- Craig Ferguson
 
"One in 10 Californians are now unemployed. Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't one of them." -- Craig Ferguson
 
"Here's a cute story. You know the Obama kids? They got a swing set there on the White House lawn. And here's the nice thing. This is what you like about Obama. He is a very conscientious guy. Thinks of everything, because the swing set didn't cost the taxpayers anything. They built the swing set out of old pieces of Dick Cheney's guard tower." -- David Letterman
 
"Barack Obama bought a brand new swing set for his daughters, Malia and Sasha. It has a slide and a rope ladder. It's great. It's much nicer than the one George Bush used." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"I don't need to tell you folks, but the economy is so bad right now that over 1,000 Americans have volunteered to become the Obama dog." --David Letterman
 
"Hey, former Vice President Dick Cheney has been invited to speak at the American Museum of Fly Fishing. After his speech, he's going to demonstrate how to waterboard a trout." --David Letterman
 
"The Republican Party said it would donate Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe to a needy cause. That's nice, that's nice. They looked around. It turns out the neediest cause is the Republican Party." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"Here's some uplifting news from Iraq. For the first time, millions of Iraqis have access to the Internet. They can even go on Facebook, as long as the face is wearing a veil." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"And the Federal Reserve chairman said today that the $700 billion bailout of the banks is not going to be enough money. When did the Federal Reserve become like a car mechanic, you know? 'Yeah, we can get the economy running for maybe $700 billion, but there's no guarantee it's not gonna stall out on you.' Well, now, the government has given AIG $30 billion more. We gave them $165 billion. Now we're giving them $30 billion. You know what AIG stands for? 'And it's gone!'" --Jay Leno
 
"According to a new study by a Harvard Business School professor, when it comes to online pornography, 8 of the top 10 porn-consuming states voted Republican in 2008. Republicans watch more pornography than Democrats. So, apparently, while they were voting for McCain, they were fantasizing about Sarah Palin." --Jay Leno
 
"Here's some good news. Barack Obama announced he's bringing home troops from Iraq. That's right. Unfortunately, he couldn't get them direct flights home. They have a two-year layover in Afghanistan." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"Finally, Meghan McCain, John McCain's daughter, said she's tired of constantly dating guys who are obsessed with how great her father is. Fortunately for her, she already dated all three of them." --Jimmy Fallon
 
"I tell you, the economy is not good. Not good at all. Oh, it's bad. In fact, on '24,' Jack Bauer tortured himself for not selling his stock last August. The economy is so bad, I saw Bill Maher in church praying, and later, I saw Warren Buffett buying lottery tickets." -Jay Leno
 
"Hey, it is now being reported that former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has signed a six-figure deal to write a book. See, it took him a while to sign the book deal, because, like everything else in his life, he was waiting for the highest bidder." -Jay Leno
 
"No, Blagojevich said plans to write a book exposing the dark and corrupt side of politics. So, apparently, it's an autobiography." -Jay Leno
 
"Cold in New York City today, where it was 24 degrees outside. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. That was the Dow Jones Average. So cold, former New York governor Eliot Spitzer was happy to have a burning sensation." --David Letterman
 

Late-night Rush Limbaugh jokes

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"Well, how much is Rush Limbaugh loving all his recent publicity? He is everywhere now, since he said he wanted Obama's policies to fail. This is the greatest thing to happen to Limbaugh since they started making that center-cut bacon." -Jay Leno
 
"I love this because in one little story, we have what's great about this country and what's weird about this country. A person in Florida calls 911, you know, the emergency number, 911? And here's the emergency -- McDonald's has run out of Chicken McNuggets. This person placed a call three times. I said: 'Rush Limbaugh, please! Get some help.'" --David Letterman
 
"As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. I don't want to say Rush is fat but he is a red state." -- David Letterman
 
"Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, however. And he says that he can defeat President Obama in a debate. I'm thinking maybe a competitive eating contest, but I don't know about a debate." -- David Letterman
 
"Rush Limbaugh has challenged President Obama to a debate. A White House spokesman said the President has bigger things to worry about. I'm thinking, 'Really? Bigger than Rush Limbaugh?' Have you seen Rush lately?" -- Jay Leno
 
"By the way, ladies and gentlemen, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party. And I'm thinking, if I see any more of Rush Limbaugh, I'm going to have to send my housekeeper out to buy me painkillers." --David Letterman
 
"But do you know anything about the Dow Jones, ladies and gentlemen? The Dow Jones average went down to 6,000. Do you know what that means? Neither do I, but it's the first time in 12 years that the Dow has been the same as Rush Limbaugh's cholesterol." -- David Letterman

Comedy Central Daily Show video

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@ 05:30 AM (8 months, 19 days ago)

"CNBC Gives Financial Advice"...in case you missed it, here's the video...hilarious.
 
"So for all you dumba** homeowners out there who let your optimism and bad judgment blind you into accepting money that was offered to you from banks, educate yourselves [on screen: clip of CNBC analysts saying that the housing industries were fine]. It's not rocket science, homeowners. It's just alchemy. You just had to tune into CNBC's shows, like 'Fast Money' and 'Squawkbox.' Reasoned financial reporting that combines the raw speed of 'Fast Money' with the intelligence of a box of parrots. You just had to listen. [on screen: clips of CNBC analysts saying it was 'time to buy']. Wow! If I'd just listened to CNBC I'd have a million dollars today, provided I started with a hundred million dollars." --Jon Stewart
 
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220252&title=cnbc-gives-financial-advice
 
"Our guest tonight was supposed to be ... Rick Santelli, he's an analyst for CNBC and a former derivatives trader. He'd done some critical reporting on the hundreds of billions of dollars in bailout money going to failed banks, and failed automakers, and insurers of failed banks and automakers. But when it looked like the president wanted a small percentage of that money to go to actual homemakers, whoa-ho. [He became] the Incredible Santelli [on screen: clip of Santelli criticizing Obama]. 'Yeah, man, Wall Street is mad as hell! And they're not going to take it anymore! Unless by it, you mean $2 trillion in their own bailout money! That's what they'll take! Now Mr. Santelli was invited to come on this program, and he accepted the invitation. Then on Friday, he canceled. Or I guess the phrase would be, he bailed out." --Jon Stewart
 

2009/3/7

And we thought Sarah was not all that bright

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"Palin Appoints Pro-Choice Judge"
 
I'm sorry, what? She chose the LIBERAL? I guess there weren't any qualified Real Americans.
 
At least the appointment was from the heart...you know, not a politically motivated appointment. I hate those.
 
Bwhahahaha!
 
Yep, Gov. Palin thinkin' ahead...goin' after the wimmin votes...
 
From Anchorage Daily News: "Gov. Sarah Palin on Wednesday picked an Anchorage judge to fill the latest vacancy on the Alaska Supreme Court despite efforts by a conservative Christian group to convince her to do otherwise.
Anchorage Superior Court Judge Morgan Christen, on the bench since 2002, will be just the second woman named to the high court in the 50 years since statehood. [..]"
 
http://www.adn.com/news/government/story/711378.html
 
Since I've learned that if a Republican does something that looks too good, then I haven't heard the whole story. Maybe this new judge is a closet anti-abortion activist...
 
But no, Christen's application says she was on the board of Planned Parenthood in the mid-1990s. An organization, which didn't provide abortions in Alaska until 2003, that is now on the opposite side of a Palin-supported bill to require girls under 17 to get parental consent for an abortion.
 
What?
 
Seriously, Sarah can't fool me...she is trying to move more toward the middle politically in anticipation of her big Presidential bid in 2012. But...if she does that, won't she lose her fundamentalist base?
 
Maybe she has figured out that the religious crazies are only a small percentage of the Republican party.
 
Or, maybe that church exorcism performed by the African pastor didn't take.
 

How long before FOX has to apologize to Rush?

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@ 06:25 AM (8 months, 20 days ago)

FOX News has a new poll that shows President Obama's job approval is at 63 percent - down from 65 percent in January, up from 60 percent in Feb. He's running 61-24 approval with independents, similar to other polls.
 
Dang, imagine the support Obama will get when the economy starts to heal.
 
But those aren't the numbers that tickle me.
 
You'll remember how Chairman Rush Limbaugh, head of the GOP, has often tried to revive his floundering party by invoking the spirit of Ronald Reagan? He even refers to Gov. Bobby Jindal as the “next Ronald Reagan. ” How funny is that?
 
Well, I wonder what Rush thought about this:
 
The poll asked: "What do you think the nation's economy needs more of right now -- the economic policies of Ronald Reagan or the economic policies of Barack Obama?"
 
The answer: Obama 49%, Reagan 40%.
 
There were also a couple of interesting questions about taxes:
 
"Do you support or oppose raising taxes on households earning over $250,000 a year and, at the same time, lowering taxes for most other households?"
 
The answer: Support 66%, Oppose 30%. Even 41% of Republicans like the idea.
 
And this one: "Do you think asking the wealthiest Americans to pay more in taxes is a good idea because it levels the economic and social playing field, or a bad idea because it punishes hard work and success?"
 
Good idea 55%, Bad idea 39% -- with 29% support from Republicans.
 
 
You know FOX thought this one was going to be a no-brainer...invoking Reagan's name to show how much the American people prefer Rush's America.
 
Ha ha ha.
 
I don't watch FOX News but I wish I could've seen the segment where they presented the results of this poll...when one of them actually had to say that Obama's policies are preferred to Reagan's.
 
I wonder how they handled it? Accentuated the lack of a clear majority for Obama's policies? Attacked Obama for distracting people with Rush?
 
Whatever...I'll bet it would be a good SNL skit.
 

2009/3/6

"Frozen River"

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If you're tired of predictable movies made by Hollywood suits, you might want to consider "Frozen River" next time you rent a movie.

Personal tastes being what they are, I don't like to recommend a movie...but "Frozen River" has been hanging around the back of my mind ever since I saw it.

It's a little independent film, very well acted and directed...made on a shoestring by first-time director/screenwriter Courtney Hunt. Winner of the Grand Jury Prize for Best Dramatic Feature at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival.

The lead actress, Melissa Leo, was nominated for Best Actress at last month's Oscars. She lost. No, she's not a big name star, but she's a hell of an actress. She was also in another of my favorite indie films - "The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada" - the one Tommy Lee Jones wrote, directed and starred in (sort of rough around the edges, but so is he).

But back to "Frozen River." It's so real that it will hold your attention from beginning to end. I promise you it is not predictable. It's the story of an upstate New York trailer mom who struggles to feed her two kids after her gambling-addicted husband takes off with all the money...including what she'd saved up for a new doublewide.

No, it's definitely not a chick-flick...it's raw and takes you where hard-working Americans struggle to put food on the table. It touches on illegal immigration, ethnic tension, depressed real estate and high gas prices.

It takes place in a gray landscape of frozen mud and slush dotted with trailers and discount stores. The closest thing to a social club is a bingo parlor on the Mohawk reservation.

Although it is days before Christmas, there is no joy here, and as the movie goes along, its chill begins to seep into your bones.

Desperate for money, this trailer mom teams up with a smuggler, a Mohawk girl who lives on a reservation that straddles the US-Canadian border. The two begin making runs across the frozen St. Lawrence River carrying illegal Chinese immigrants in the trunk of her Dodge Spirit....which has a pop-up trunk lid so you don't have to get out of the car.

It's good money and she's only going to do it until she gets the down payment on a decent trailer for her kids.

The film makes you wonder if you were this desperate, would you do the same?

It gives an inside look at poverty in America. Yet it's also incredibly compelling and intense and I can't think of another film that's this small and powerful.

 

Remember Operation Chaos?

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That's the Republican Party right now...it's a circular firing squad.

The original 'Operation Chaos' was Rush Limbaugh's brilliant plan to cause chaos in the Democratic Party...black rioting and blood flowing in the streets at the Democratic Convention if Hillary Clinton got the nomination?

This is Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, bragging about interfering in the Democratic primary, 2008 (this is your brain on drugs):

"Both yesterday and today, we have had callers from Texas who are foot soldiers, enlisted officers, in Operation Chaos. Both of these gentlemen, one in Austin, the most recent from Galveston that you just heard, not only voted for Hillary Clinton in the Texas primary, but they went a step further. They went back and caucused. Operation Chaos operatives went back and caucused. These two are just two of many. These two are now delegates to the Texas state convention. They are delegates for Hillary Clinton to the Texas state Democrat convention. They will be there undercover."

(BTW-- when Republicans use states' open primary systems to interfere in Democratic nominations, it's called 'Operation Chaos' and bragged about for months on end over the airways...but if Democrats were to try to interfer in Republican primaries, you would have spittle-flecked righties screaming to high heavens.)

I bring this up to show that Rush Limbaugh's brilliance is entirely overrated. His 'Operation Chaos' was a huge bust, as President Obama sitting up there in the White House demonstrates. Rush's cunning plan to sink the Democrats' chances in '08 just plain flopped. Obama won by an electoral landslide, complete with Democratic majorities in both houses of Congress.

'Operation Chaos' must have been conjured up in an oxycontin addled brain.

Oh, and when Limbaugh bashed John McCain in the primaries to prevent him from getting the nomination...oops, that didn't work either.

But, even as Obama scores high marks with Americans, Republicans continue to follow their fearless talking head.

You know...the Republicans need somebody who has guts - I almost said 'stones' but it could be a woman - to stand up and say Rush doesn't represent all of the views of the Republican Party...and then not break their neck to apologize to him. I'll bet you whoever does that could end up as the nominee of the party come next election. Because the crazies who worship Rush make the most noise but they're a small percentage of the overall party.

 

2009/3/5

Uh-oh

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"RNC member calls on Steele to quit"
 
From The Hill: Michael Steele should resign as Republican National Committee (RNC) chairman, according to a committee member from North Carolina.
 
In an e-mail to fellow RNC members obtained by The Hill, Dr. Ada Fisher, North Carolina's national committeewoman, said Steele is "eroding confidence" in the GOP and that members of his transition team should encourage him to step aside. Fisher added Steele's personal e-mail address to the e-mail.
 
"I don't want to hear anymore [sic] language trying to be cool about the bling in the stimulus package or appealing to D.L. Hughley and blacks in a way that isn't going to win us any votes and makes us frankly appear to many blacks as quite foolish," Fisher wrote.[..]"
 
http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/rnc-member-calls-on-steele-to-quit-2009-03-05.html
 
The RNC can save a lot of time and embarrassment by just letting Rush pick the next chairman.

Addiction takes terrible forms

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@ 08:28 AM (8 months, 22 days ago)
 
Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, earmarks.
 
Yeah...earmarks.
 
They are to Congress what crack is to a crackhead...habit-forming and hard to quit. Right now Congress is considering a $410 billion spending bill spiked with 9,286 earmarks that will cost a hefty $12.8 billion dollars.
 
(If you're new to politics, earmarks are pet projects for individual congressmen and women that get slipped into a larger bill right before it's signed...see, earmarks get taxpayer money with no public hearings or committee scrutiny.)
 
President Obama condemns earmarks and has pledged to end them. Brave talk...that the Democrats don't seem to heed. Rep. Steny Hoyer, the Dem majority leader, quickly reminded Obama that spending is a Congressional, not Presidential, prerogative...Steny even changed the term 'earmarks' to 'Congressional Initiatives.' I always preferred the term 'pork'...
 
George W. Bush also had his pork problems...the number of annual earmarks quadrupled on his watch.
 
The minority party always tries to get away with all the pork they can...and now it's the Republican's turn. Though they'll condemn earmarks most vigorously before the TV cameras....a holier-than-thou outcry that reeks of hypocrisy.
 
Because the Republicans accounted for over 40 percent of those 9,286 earmarks.
 
Yep, the leader of the Republican Party is getting twice as much in earmarks as the leader of the Democratic Party. See, earmarks are only bad when the Democrats get em'...they were worst thing ever when Republicans were the majority, but they're wonderful tools of democracy now that they're in the minority.
 
Six of the 10 top earmarkers in the Senate, including the top two, are Republicans, it turns out. Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the GOP leader, is a handy man with an earmark. He authored 36 of them, costing at least $51.2 billion, including $1.6 million for animal research and another $950,000 million for a bike trail.
 
Of course, McConnell will vote against the bill...see, he knows that it's going to pass any way. That way, he can condemn his earmarks and have 'em too.
 
Not to just gang up on Mitch, there are several earmarks in the bill that people question. Like $200,000 to remove gang member tattoos in California. I'm not outraged about that one...those tattoos scare potential employers if a kid is trying for a fresh start.
 
I don't understand $238,000 for the Polynesian Voyaging Society in Hawaii, or $150,000 for a rodeo museum in South Dakota -- things a strapped nation obviously can't do without.
 
While I'm not crazy about earmarks, I'm not really against them on general principle...although I would prefer public approval for the way this money is spent.
 
It's the real game of politics -- every politician's job is to represent his constituents, and part of this representation means money directly spent back on home turf. This money isn't always foolishly spent. It usually funds worthwhile projects like schools, community centers, social programs, and construction projects that benefit citizens on a day to day basis.
 
But occasionally you'll have an earmark scandal like The Bridge To Nowhere...
 
Officially, both parties condemn earmarks and swear to quit them...but it's the oldest story on the streets -- you just can't believe a junkie.
 

2009/3/4

Poll: Obama's rating at all-time high

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Well, I guess next week FOX News will have to go back to making the President out to be a secret Muslim black separatist socialist dictator....
 
"NBC/WSJ poll shows gap between popularity of president and his policies"
 
March. 3, 2009 WASHINGTON - After Barack Obama's first six weeks as president, the American public's attitudes about the two political parties couldn't be more different, the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll finds.
 
Despite the country's struggling economy and vocal opposition to some of his policies, President Obama's favorability rating is at an all-time high. Two-thirds feel hopeful about his leadership and six in 10 approve of the job he's doing in the White House.
 
....Just 26 percent view the Republican Party positively, which is an all-time low for the party. That’s compared with 49 percent who have a favorable view of the Democratic Party.[..]"
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493021
 
84 percent - that's the percentage of people who understand that Obama inherited this economic mess. What's more important...the poll also shows a large majority of people will cut him slack for at least a year (66 percent) and a whole bunch are willing to give him two years (41 percent) or more (23 percent).
 
Americans know this is George Bush's mess, no matter how many times Karl Rove tries to tell them it's not.
 
I’ll gladly take America and the Democratic party under President Obama’s leadership than America under the shrinking Republican party run by a rabid radio host.
 

He who controls the past

@ 07:50 AM (8 months, 23 days ago)
 
...controls the future. That's one of Karl Rove's mottoes. That's why he and the Republicans are trying to rewrite the past, to rewrite history. They're going on all these TV shows to twist reality and facts...and just plain lie.
 
They should not be allowed to get away with it.
 
I happened to catch Karl Rove on ABC's "This Week" talking about the economy...can you believe it? He was basically trying to make us forget how he and the Bush administration got us into this mess over the last eight years...then he blamed and attacked President Obama for having to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to undo the damage.
 
All this recent flap over who's the head of the Republican Party? The truth is that Rush Limbaugh is just a giant messy shiny thing that distracts everyone's attention away from the real intellectual force and energy behind the Republican Party - Karl Rove.
 
BTW - how they make me laugh when they whine that Rush's hope for Obama's failure is nothing new, that Liberals once wanted Bush to fail. Hell, I never heard anyone wish for him to fail...everyone wanted him to STOP failing.
 
Then, while channel surfing I ran across FOX's Sean Hannity...you cannot imagine the porkers he tells. He was telling Newt Gingrich that Reagan inherited a far worse economic situation than Obama and he did the exact opposite - tax cuts for big business!...AND he saved the country...right before he freed the Soviets.
 
Now I'm no economic historian but from what I remember, the problems of the late 70's were a picnic compared to the current mess President Obama faces.
 
See, the Republicans are trying to forget that 1.6 trillion dollars were added to the deficit by George W. Bush...they're trying to forget that it was the Bush policies of deregulation (see Phil Graham) that allowed what happened on Wall Street to happen, and how it led to the suffering of millions of Americans.
 
Republicans are very good at ignoring reality. "Heckuva job, Brownie" has become the catchphrase for incompetence and corruption. It will go down in history with "Mission Accomplished"..."I am not a crook" and "Are you now or have you ever been...?"
 
For the last few decades the Republican Party has tried to rewrite history by telling itself, and anyone who will listen, an alternative history of the United States. They'll tell you that FDR's New Deal was a flop. They'll tell you that it was welfare, not racism or poverty, that destroyed the African-American family...they'll also tell you that racism ended when Martin Luther King's birthday became a national holiday.
 
They'll tell you that the 1960's were the root of all evil, and that hippies and Liberals lost the Vietnam war. I've heard them say that 9/11 was Bill Clinton's fault, the financial crisis was Bill Clinton's fault...and now they're saying that Barack Obama is turning America into a socialist dictatorship.
 
They ignore the truth...the part where they voted, twice, for an incompetent swaggering fake cowboy for President...and cheered him on as he bankrupted the treasury and took us into an unnecessary war. Cheered him on as he lost the war, broke the government's regulatory system, allowed the bankers to loot and wreck the country...and don't forget, played air guitar and went to birthday parties while a great American city sank into the poisoned water and people died waiting for him to help.
 
Yes, they let New Orleans drown and rot...and then blamed it on the Democrats.
 
The reason why Republicans need this substitute history is so they can to hide the truth about themselves from themselves...and from potential recruits to the Party.
 
Most everything Republicans have said and done since November has been calculated to keep up their own morale and to rile up the Party faithful. That's why they can't afford to trash Rush. They don't have any plans except to hold onto as many seats in Congress as they can in 2010. They hope that the country falls into chaos and despair so people will turn on President Obama and the Democrats.
 
In the meantime, though, they have to hold their Party together anyway they can, and they simply go with what has worked in the past - lying.
 

2009/3/3

Late night jokes recap 3/3/09

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@ 08:07 PM (8 months, 24 days ago)

 

"Hey, the Obamas are expecting the arrival of the first dog in April. Actually, it's Obama's second choice of a dog. The first dog, he had some tax problems." --Jay Leno

"Well, let's see what's going on in the world. It was this week in 1854 that the Republican Party was founded with only a handful of true believers. Just like today." --Jay Leno

"Actually, this past weekend, the Conservative Political Action Conference picked Mitt Romney over Sarah Palin in their straw poll to be the next presidential candidate. Yeah. Well, it's kind of interesting. I mean, one is just a pretty face, obsessed with makeup and hair. And the other, of course, is the governor of Alaska." --Jay Leno

"Welcome to the first episode of 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.' I have been getting so much encouragement. In fact, just before I went on, Rush Limbaugh called me up and said he wants me to fail." --Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama announced that he plans to bring the troops home from Iraq in 18 months. But the troops actually responded and said, 'Thank you, but the economy's better over here, so we're going to stay.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"Did you hear about President Obama's new budget? Actually, Obama will explain it all in his next major address, brought to you by China." --Jimmy Fallon

"Despite the recession, Microsoft is planning to open stores to compete with Apple. Microsoft says that they'll be just like the Apple stores, except the staff will freeze when you ask them a question." --Jimmy Fallon

"Secretary of Defense Robert Gates was on 'Meet the Press' yesterday. And he said that Barack Obama is more analytical than President Bush. Well, there's a shock, huh? I think Tickle Me Elmo is more analytical than President Bush." --Jay Leno

"During his trip to Ottawa, Canada, President Obama said he was too embarrassed to admit to the Canadians that he'd never actually seen a hockey game, to which the Canadians said, 'Oh, don't worry, we've never seen a black guy.'" --Jay Leno

"China has announced plans to create their own 24-hour news channel. They said it's going to be like a Chinese CNN, basically. In fact, they've already hired Lou Dobbs to complain about illegal Mongolians sneaking over the border." --Jay Leno

"Well, the Catholic observance of Lent started last week. How many have already given up their 401(k)s?" --Jay Leno

"And after giving AIG $85 billion in September and then another $65 billion, what, in November, they're now asking for another $30 billion. The government says they need to restructure the bailout. Restructure? How about rethink or revoke?" --Jay Leno

"Well, it's being reported that the octomom's home is in danger of foreclosure. Apparently, the family is getting pretty desperate for money. I understand three of her kids are already working for Nike." --Jay Leno

"Well, we got a big snowstorm here in New York City. Whew! I want to tell you, that Mayor Bloomberg is up to his ears in trouble." --David Letterman

"But the good news is that the foot of snow broke the fall of jumping stockbrokers." --David Letterman

"I had so much snow in the suburbs, you can't see the foreclosure signs." --David Letterman

"Here in California, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's approval ratings have been down lately. People seem to be having second thoughts about having elected a robot to run the state." --Jimmy Kimmel

"A huge blizzard covered the East Coast with 10 inches of snow. Police said there would've been traffic jams if people still had jobs to go to." --Craig Ferguson

 

NRA - "From my cold puckered butt"

@ 07:57 PM (8 months, 24 days ago)

Jon Stewart on CPAC...

"So, to summarize, the Conservative Political Action Conference consisted of the deriding of veterans, open calls for presidential failure, and the annihilation of an American city, all to save the United States from unpatriotic Democrats. Apparently, the only time you have to love this country is when it's controlled by Republicans." --Jon Stewart

Hilarious video clip from The Daily Show:

http://www.indecisionforever.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=219518

 

Bill Maher recap 3/3/09

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@ 07:46 PM (8 months, 24 days ago)
 
"Obama announced that we are finally, it's official, getting out of Iraq. Because the way the economy is going, we're going to need the troops here, for, you know, riot control." --Bill Maher
 
"Obama said he hopes the terrorists don't follow us home, but if they do, and they want to bring down a building, the CitiCorp Center is at Lexington and 53rd." --Bill Maher
 
"Yeah, CitiCorp got their third bailout from the taxpayers. We now own 36 percent of CitiCorp, huh? And the CEO of CitiBank said, 'This does not change our strategy, our operations, or our governance.' Well, that's a relief. Just keep that s**tty bank magic going, would you?" --Bill Maher
 
"How many watched the Obama speech on Tuesday night? He delivered his first speech to a joint session of Congress. I watched at home with friends, also a joint session." --Bill Maher
 
"Hey, speaking of that, our new attorney general, Eric Holder, said individual states are now going to determine their own marijuana laws, and that the DEA is going to end raids on the California cannabis club. So, ask your doctor if pot is right for you." --Bill Maher
 
"But the speech. If you didn't see it, I'll give you the short version. We're completely broke, and deeply in debt, but we're going to do a bank rescue, universal healthcare, give everybody a college education, have a bigger war in Afghanistan, cut the deficit in half, and cure cancer. We were this close to universal blow jobs." --Bill Maher
 
"It was a powerful speech. Joe Biden said it made the hair that was transplanted from the back of his neck stand up." --Bill Maher
 

Hey Steele, who be da man now?

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@ 07:09 AM (8 months, 24 days ago)

Dang, that flip-flop was fast...didn't take 24-hours.
 
It's been so entertaining watching this latest Republican rumble...somebody pass the popcorn.
 
"I know you're not, but what am I?"
 
RNC chairman Michael Steele got huffy when CNN's D.L. Hughley referred to rightie radio host Rush Limbaugh as "the de facto leader of the Republican party." Steele begged to differ, "No he's not. I'm the de facto leader of the Republican party."
 
Then Hughley mentioned Limbaugh's disgust with Obama and how he continually rants about how he wants the president fail. That's when Steele had the stones to call Limbaugh an "entertainer" whose show is "incendiary" and "ugly."
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS30HFcNbhU&eurl=http://
 
Rush was apparently ticked off big-time and he shot back...bloviated about 20 minutes. Here's the gist:
 
“So I am an entertainer and I have 20 million listeners because of my great song and dance routine,” Limbaugh said. “Michael Steele, you are head of the Republican National Committee. You are not head of the Republican party. Tens of millions of conservatives and Republicans have nothing to do with the Republican National Committee…and when you call them asking for money, they hang up on you."
 
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/02/whos-the-boss-of-the-gop-steele-or-limbaugh/
 
Well, just a few hours later, Steele reared up on his hind legs and proved once and for all that Limbaugh is not the leader of the Republican party...Steele apologized to him.
 
"My intent was not to go after Rush — I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh," Steele said. "I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. ... There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership."
 
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/19517.html
 
Way to go, Steele. That'll show him!
 
Talk about yer leadership vacuum. Now we know who the crazies turn to when they have nobody left to love...when they are desperate for someone to rally behind.
 
I'd bet good money that it was Jindal’s piss-poor rebuttal performance that caused this little dust-up.
 
What we have here is the death rattle of Nixon’s southern strategy. The Republican Party is fractured, and nearly everyone with good sense or any dignity has jumped ship or been made to walk the plank. Only the worst hacks remain.
 
It’s no wonder that the president and his chief of staff can manipulate them so easily. Look how smart the Democrats were to bait an ego like Rush, goading him to claim his rightful place at the top of the Republican pecking order.
 
That guy over there having a laughing fit would be Rahm Emmanuel.
 
Poor Republicans...they nurtured Rush so carefully to speak for them, to motivate the base...and now that they need him to cool it a little so they can appeal to moderates and get the GOP back on track...
 
Well, it ain't gonna be easy to stuff their big ol' fat drug addicted genie back in the bottle.

2009/3/1

Democrats found a sweet spot

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@ 10:06 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

It just tickles me how Democrats are painting Republicans into a serious corner by preaching for all to hear that the Republican Party is the party of Limbaugh.
 
And if you don't believe it, you missed how the Limbaugh doctrine of failure got such a rousing response from the righties at CPAC yesterday.
 
This is no longer the babbling of a few lefty bloggers, but a calculated strategy at the top level of the party. Today on "Face The Nation" Rahm Emanuel made sure everyone understands just who exactly is speaking for the Republican Party:
 
SCHIEFFER: Who do you think now speaks for the Republican Party?
 
EMANUEL: You just named him: it is Rush Limbaugh. He has laid out his vision, in my view. And he said it clearly. I compliment him for that. He's been very up front and I compliment him for that. He's not hiding. He's asked for President Obama and called for President Obama to fail. That's his view. And that's what he has enunciated. And whenever a Republican criticizes him, they have to run back and apologize to him and say they were misunderstood. He is the voice and the intellectual force and energy behind the Republican Party. He has been up front about what he views and hasn't stepped back from that, which is he hopes for failure. He said it and I compliment him for his honesty. But that's their philosophy that is enunciated by Rush Limbaugh and I think that's the wrong philosophy for America."
 
The right-wing noise machine has always taken controversial figures like Ward Churchill or Michael Moore and touted them as leaders of the Democratic Party. But in Rush Limbaugh's case, it's actually true. His closing speech to the largest conservative gathering in America - which practically every 2012 Presidential candidate in the GOP attended - is proof of this.
 
Salon's Tom Schaller writes:
 
"Strip away the platitudes and cheap applause lines about freedom, self-reliance and the virtues of capitalism, and you're left with the subject that really interests Rush Limbaugh: himself. The conservative talker with the self-professed "talent on loan from God" spoke incessantly in the first person: there were more "I's" in his CPAC address than in an Idaho potato field. One clear message emerged from the speech:
 
"Le mouvement conservative, c'est moi."
 
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/03/01/limbaugh/
 
A message that makes some Republicans uncomfortable...because Rush's "I want Obama to fail" line is being used as a club against them. Republican Whip Eric Cantor on George Stephanopoulos' show this morning was a good example:
 
STEPHANOPOULOS: So the Rush Limbaugh approach of hoping the president fails is not the Eric Cantor House Republican approach?
 
CANTOR: George, absolutely not and I don't think anyone wants anything to fail right now, we have such challenges.
 
Every time an elected Republican disavows Limbaugh, they drive the base further into his arms. Poor GOP. They've created a monster in talk radio...who is actually not all that popular outside the crazies of the base.
 
The best thing - Democrats are no longer afraid to use Limbaugh as a weapon.
 

Who wishes for Rush Limbaugh to fail?

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@ 07:43 AM (8 months, 26 days ago)

I remember when actor John Wayne, who was very conservative, was asked what he thought after JFK defeated Richard Nixon in 1960. "I didn't vote for him," Wayne said, "but he's my president, and I hope he does a good job."
 
A nice sentiment that seemed obvious...up until about, say, a month ago.
 
Now fast forward to the 21st century, where conservatives feel that it's their patriotic duty to wish failure for a president who doesn't toe their line.
 
Ever since their radio god, Rush Limbaugh, argued that he hopes President Obama fails in office, Republicans have been trying to decide whether they should actively and publicly hope for the nation's decline.
 
It seems to be divided into two camps - the most rabid righties and the just so-so righties. On the one hand, we have leaders like South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and TV preacher Pat Robertson who condemn such such talk outright.
 
(Boy, you know you're in trouble when even Pat Robertson points out that wishing for Obama to fail means that America fails and means pain for us all.)
 
On the other, we have people like former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Texas), who agrees with Limbaugh's remarks hoping for presidential failure...he said, "Well, exactly right"...even used the word "enemy."
 
And Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) who was asked by radio host Mark Levin if he agreed with Limbaugh and hoped that President Obama fails. He said. "Well, absolutely we hope that his policies fail."
 
I just can't recall ever hearing so many prominent politicians hoping for American leaders to fail like this, especially not in the middle of a crisis.
 
Isn't it funny that the people hoping for Obama to fail are pretty much the same ones who would have screamed bloody murder in front of every camera they could find, about the traitors who merely thought Bush might be wrong.
 
And do these guys ever want to run for office again at some point? Them going on camera and rooting for America's failure ain't gonna look too pretty .....
 
Yes, the fact that these are the same politicians who believe they have the edge on "patriotism" - who insisted that Bush's liberal critics were guilty of "treason" - just makes it more bizarre.
 
I've only heard/seen a few Republicans cringing...but none have spoken out asking that it stop. How angry, how vengeful, how disrespectful, how unpatriotic (Anti-American, really) the conversation has now become.
 
So now we have our "line in the sand" to define the meaning of "patriotism." On the one side, we have the Fail Team - Rush Limbaugh, John Boehner, Tom Delay, Rick Santorum.
 
On the other side, we have John Wayne. If righties want to trash John Wayne...well, we'll just see about that.
 
Seriously, the worst nightmare for Republicans is that the stimulus bill works...that people will discover that wind/solar, healthcare, infrastructure repair and refinancing mortgages stimulate the economy...that tax cuts for the wealthy and deregulation are still bad economic policy.
 
What's sad is that if our country DOES end up failing for some reason, they will be SO PROUD of themselves for having helped make it happen.
 

I'll take that in unmarked bills please...

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@ 06:18 AM (8 months, 26 days ago)


Remember how Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal was trashing the economic stimulus package in his rebuttal of President Obama's speech last Tuesday? Said it was "larded with wasteful spending"?

One of Jindal's examples - "something called volcano monitoring" - has already been proven worthwhile. Knowing when a volcano is likely to erupt can save many lives. And since there’s no incentive for private money to be spent on monitoring, it's the sort of thing that has to be tackled by the government.

But then Louisiana doesn’t have volcanoes, so why should Jindal care? I'll bet that people who live in Washington and Oregon have a different opinion. Why don’t we ask the residents around Mt. St. Helen’s what a volcano early warning system is worth?

Maybe we should ask Jindal if he's in favor of shutting down that wasteful US weather service and all those expensive satellites and Dopler radars that monitor hurricanes and tornados.

Another thing Jindal was railing about was the "$8 billion for high-speed rail projects"...but surprise, surprise...it seems that his state is seeking a New Orleans-Baton Rouge passenger rail line from Obama's stimulus package.

From nola.com/news: "BATON ROUGE - Louisiana's transportation department plans to request federal dollars for a New Orleans to Baton Rouge passenger rail service from the same pot of railroad money in the president's economic stimulus package that Gov. Bobby Jindal criticized as unnecessary pork on national television Tuesday night. [..]"

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/02/louisiana_to_seek_new_orleansb.html

Well, what's he gonna do now? I hope he does not take the money, perhaps then the voters will throw him out next election. Maybe we should say that Jindal's career is "Shovel Ready"..

For the last eight years we were asked to pay taxes for bloated defense budgets and nation building wars...all the while listening to Republicans preach about how inefficient "big government" is when it comes to disaster relief and prevention, health care, and education.

Well, no more...we now have a president who puts we the people first.

And I have finally figured out why Republicans hate government so much - because whenever they’re in power, they do such a crappy job with it that its failure becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

The real argument should not be that government is the problem, but that INCOMPETENT government is the problem. And we are fixing that right now, after eight long sorry years.

While I take occasional satisfaction in watching Republicans flounder, I'm also somewhat saddened that the party of Lincoln has come to this.

Looks like their rising star just entered the atmosphere and burned up. Jindal doesn't stand a snowball's chance in an active volcano to win the GOP nomination in 2012.

Now we're back to Gov. Palin. Good, she's more interesting...except she probably won't be able to hold up under pressure. It only took her a month as the VP candidate before she started babbling. She's a basketcase who will cave early...mark my words.

So, the question is -- who gets to lose to Obama in a landslide?